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The Future with Obama and Brown

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
    They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
    President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"
    The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:

    "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,there is no conflict, the economy is healthy.

    There are no worries."

    Gordon Brown thinks, "It's not bad, this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks: "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"

    The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

    But he just stares at it.
    "Come on, Gordon," says Obama, "Tell us what it says."

    "I can't! It's all in Urdu!"
     
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