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The First Ten Things A Guy Notices On A Lady In 10 Seconds

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by M'Jr, Aug 23, 2012.

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    M'Jr JF-Expert Member

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    When a woman walks in a room, most guys become as keen as the FBI in terms of quick analysis of the lady. Time slows down and everything else in the room becomes distorted and out of focus. They are left with their minds fully dedicated to calibrating and assessing the new woman at hand. Here is what most men notice first.

    1. Eyes: Is she having good eyes? Are they bold eyes or shy eyes?

    2. Mouth:

    a. Teeth: Are her white and nice?
    b. Lips: Is her smile joker wide, toddler small or chapped? Is she putting on too much makeup?

    3. Ears: Are they super boney, cute and simple or big? Does she have super nice lobes?

    4. Boobs: In this category, men revert to cave man basics. Are they big, small, firm or floppy?

    5. Hands: Men pay attention to finger size and width. Are they nubby and stubby? Also, how are those nails looking?

    6. Thighs to Butt : Does she have big butt or small. Are her thighs proportion to the butt?

    7. Feet: Feet Does she have small or big feet? Will we be able to wear her shoes when we can not find ours while in the house?

    8. Hair: What type of Hair Style does she have on and does it suit her. If clean shaven, does that look suit her?

    9. Voice and Speech: Is it hoarse and scary and creepy? Does she have an accent?

    10. Overall Vibe and Body Language: Is she easy to get along with or an Insecure Lady? Do we click with her? Yes, we have concluded she is hot as hell, but if we do not vibe, the mission is aborted.

    Believe me or not, all these analysis is done in less than 10 Secs.
     
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    mmmh aya nimekusoma
     
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    Aloo mbona umemiss LEGS...inaelekea wewe ata akiwa na viguu ka vya kunguru we unaona poa tuu
     
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    11. motion: does she walk like a lady contesting for miss tournaments or like a gentleman? maana kuna wengine wanatembea kama kuna mtu anamvuta kwa nyuma.
     
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    M'Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Add them as no.12
     
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    Chassarsenal Member

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    Matiti je? coz yanahusika sana hapo kati...
     
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    je? rangi n mweupe au mweus
     
  8. M'Jr

    M'Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Yako kwenye nambari nne (4)
     
  9. M'Jr

    M'Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye suala hili huwa inategemea na mtu mwenyewe anapenda rangi gani so kama kwako ni kigezo unaweza iongeza (Najua wengine thats the first thing)
     
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    Heeeeeeee jamani nyie wavulana just in few seconds mnatuevaluate hivyo mmmm, haya bwana.
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Ninaweza kukubaliana na yote isipokuwa namba 2a, kama ikiwa katika hizo sekunde 10 hakufumbua mdomo, si rahisi kuona meno yake, usijeshangaa kuwa pengine hana hata meno - lol!
     
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    Remember evaluation is done for special purpose.
     
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    M'Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa unajua binadamu ana speed kuliko mashine eeh? Hiyo ni zaidi ya zile scanning machines za airport na efficiency ni 99%
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1: eti mtu anamvuta kwa nyuma i like that
     
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    M'Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Natamani nimuone huyo anayetembea namna hiyo asee
     
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    hii hutegemea sana na taste ya mtu
     
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    ukipata nafasi ya kupata naye msosi...the way she chews matters..."chewbakkas" aren't easy to deal with...dah!
     
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    Hapo pia umesahau kitu cha vidole vya miguu na shingo vinahusika saana kwenye hiyo evalutions
     
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    Hata mi naona hii speed ni balaa, itabidi na sisi tujitahidi kutumbua macho ili tufanye evaluation.
     
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    Nautilia mashaka utoto wa mjini wako,,,Au lugha haipandi mkuu??? Embu angalia namba 7 mdau ameongelea nini?
     
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