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the farmer and the pig!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jobseeker, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. j

    jobseeker Member

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    A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
    He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
    His wife says, "That's a duck."
    He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Nonsense...
     
  3. j

    jobseeker Member

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    do you mind explain to me why it is a nonsense or it is just you didn't get it?
     
  4. M

    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    they are three, him, wife and duck, so if he isn't talking to wife then he was talking to the duck
     
  5. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    Asante kwa Intervention mkuu your got t right, by it his wife is a pig
     
  6. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    mhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
     
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