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The Fare

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by joseeY, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. joseeY

    joseeY Senior Member

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    A teenager and his date were parked on a back road outside of town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads outside of town. Things were getting pretty serious when the girl stopped the boy and said "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge $20 for sex."The boy just looked at her for a few moments, but then reluctantly paid her the money and they did their thing. After getting dressed again, the boy sat quietly in the driver's seat listening to the radio and looking out of the front window.
    Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
    "Well, I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fare back to town is $25."
     
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    Dawa ya Bishoo kuwa bishoo zaidi yake...................................
     
  3. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    pay-per-use
     
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    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha dawa ya moto ni moto.
     
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    Pwagu kapata Pwaguzi.....safi sana
     
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    mhhhhh
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    realy interesting! i wanna try
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Wamekutana wote wajanja hao.
     
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    tehe, I loooooooove this. kweli kila alaye cha mwenzake na chake pia huliwa
     
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    brightrich Senior Member

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    Hapo ni chupa na mfuniko wamekutana!!! safi sanaaaaa:becky:
     
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