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The EGGS! This is hilarious!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Oct 6, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    This is hilarious!

    One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he
    took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
    A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, "The only bed I have that you can sleep in is with my daughter, but if I catch you fooling around with her I'll shoot you". To make sure that you don’t I’m going to put some eggs between both of you and if they are broken in the morning then you are going to die". So the guy agreed.

    In the middle of the night the girl wanted to get it on so they did. In the middle of the skirmish they broke all of the eggs. The guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned up the mess and glued the egg shells back together.

    In the morning the farmer came into his daughter's room and found that all of the eggs were still intact. The farmer was so happy that he invited the guy to have breakfast with him. So he gathered up all of the eggs and took them to the kitchen.

    He cracked the first one open and nothing was inside it. He cracked the second one and still
    nothing and so on. When he found out that all of them had nothing
    in them he grabbed his shotgun and ran outside. He opened the chicken shed door and yelled
    out:

    "ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ROOSTERS HAS BEEN USING CONDOMS?!?"

    Life is beautiful..........
    Laughter is the sun that drives the winter from the human face!!!!
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    IMETULIA,
    Vijana wa kisasa hawaziwezi hizo. Jinsi walivyoharibiwa na picha za porno, basi angepiga makelele na miguno ya ze kupagawa hadi mzee mkulima angaemka...lol!
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Nguli hii avatar yako inatisha bana...! Huyo ndo mdudu gani tena? Simba si simba.Gorilla si gorilla!...lol!

    Embu tafuta inginewe mkulu!
     
  4. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Da! Mbona AVATAR zangu hamzikubali kbsa? we ya MSHIRI unaijua? na ya chapa kiuno je? me naona kama vile mnanionea kwa sasa sibadili mpaka wengine nao wabadili
     
  5. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Si utafute za ki`gentleman kam hizi za kwetu mzee?
     
  6. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Hii yako ya ki gentle? labda sikuelewi una maana gani, na nikcname/jina lako Paka Jimmy?
     
  7. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    mi nadhani mkuu avatar yako ndo ingemfaa sana PJ!!
     
  8. IronBroom

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    Honestly,ile iliyokuwepo kabla ya hii ilikuwa baab'k.
     
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