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The Distraught Widow

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mnyonywaji, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. Mnyonywaji

    Mnyonywaji Member

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    A ninety year old woman had just lost her husband of sixty five years. She decided she could not bare to be alone and would take her life. So she made an appointment with her doctor. In the exam room she asked her doctor where exactly her heart was. The doctor answered just below your left breast.

    So the widow went home and took out her late husband's gun and shot herself in the exact spot her doctor said her heart was. A few hours later a ninety year old widow was taken into the ER with a gunshot wound to the left knee.
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    Dotori JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ya leo kali!
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    Idimi JF-Expert Member

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    Nusura n'zirai kwa kicheko!
    You made my day.