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The difference between "potentially" and “in reality"?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

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    Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "in reality"??-
    Dad: I will show you...?Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars??

    -Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!?Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars??

    -Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!?So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars??

    -Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!?

    So the father turns back to his younger son saying:?You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but?"in reality" we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!=D
     
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    Eeh, haya!:hand:
     
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    fedha fedheha
     
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    You are welcome...............................
     
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    hahahahahaahahha du angalau nimecheka maana nilinuna siku nzima:wink2:
     
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    Nafurahi unapofurahi :wink2:
     
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    tufurahishane basi:wink2:
     
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    hilo dogo sana kwangu sijui wewe.......................
     
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    mwenzio kibogoyo ndo tatizo:wink2:
     
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    Nashukuru kwa ku2punguzia mawazo kwani CCM wanatumaliza.
     
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    hahahaa... Thats ryt
     
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    Ndio vizuri hutaning'ata............
     
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