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The Contest(Very long,Very Adult)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sam2000, May 6, 2012.

  1. sam2000

    sam2000 JF-Expert Member

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    May 6, 2012
    Joined: Aug 11, 2011
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    Contest: Beer vs. Pussy
    A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
    A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy.
    Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you married. Advantage: Beer.
    Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw.
    If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy
    24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy.
    Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy.
    If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.
    If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy - you're dead. Advantage: Beer.
    6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy
    Too much beer and you get fat. Too much pussy and it makes you poor. Advantage: Draw
    It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy
    If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five! Advantage: Pussy
    With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer.
    If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy
    Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy
    If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer.
    If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer.
    The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy.
    The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.
    The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy.
    It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy.

     
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