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The chagga pastor

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Somi, Sep 7, 2010.

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    Somi JF-Expert Member

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    A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company.
    One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead.
    Could there be a mass for the poor creature?"
    The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have Services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out".
    Then the Man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?"
    The Pastor exclaimed, "! Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian……….we definitely have services for all Christians!?"
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