The best pick up line?

bht said:
did tha work for you or didn't shem??
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Hey what up shem?

Nah...that line is corny as hell....it never really worked but it worked because she laughed at me so hard and thought I was corny...but we became friends coz every time we stumbled upon each other she burst out laughing and eventually we became friends with a bunch of benefits....
 
Liz Senior said:
FL hii ni kama vile jamaa anataka kukupata halafu anakwambia..."Kiss me if I am wrong...but isn't you name X (wrong guess)??"
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...Una m drop binti kwake halafu anakwambia, "would you like to come in for a coffee? " halafu kahawa inageuka kah-aw-ah...!

 
Liz Senior said:
Ha ha ha! This will stick in someones mind hata kama atakauka! Mkuu...hii nayo hukumtupia?
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Hii nilimpata kwa sababu alijua nazungumzia wowowo lake na alikuwa nalo zuri kweli. Na kwa bahati nzuri alikuwa ni sucker for compliments.....I made her day that day
 
Julius said:
Hey what up shem?

Nah...that line is corny as hell....it never really worked but it worked because she laughed at me so hard and thought I was corny...but we became friends coz every time we stumbled upon each other she burst out laughing and eventually we became friends with a bunch of benefits....
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hahaaaaaaaaaa na wewe shem .............nakuamninia
anagalau u became friends
 
Mimi mwenzenu domo langu zito, kwa hiyo sina hata hizo ''best pick up lines''...........!!!
 
Julius said:
Hey what up shem?

Nah...that line is corny as hell....it never really worked but it worked because she laughed at me so hard and thought I was corny...but we became friends coz every time we stumbled upon each other she burst out laughing and eventually we became friends with a bunch of benefits....
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....excluding conjugal benefits (!?)
 
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