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The best pick up line?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    What pick up line worked or didn't work for you?
     
  2. MwanajamiiOne

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    The out-dated landline phones where one has to use his fingers to dial. Some people to not know how to dial properly mwanakijiji. I hate that
     
  3. Teamo

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    sredi siielewi
     
  4. Lily Flower

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    Hata mie siielewi
     
  5. bht

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    MJ1 kaelewa na keshasema pick upline yake inayomkwaza....hahaaaaa!!
    hili s jukwaa la MMU?? CHEMSHENI MBONGO ZENU HAPO
     
  6. FirstLady1

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    tatizo mwanakijiji anaona wote tumezaliwa kipindi kile cha nzige wengi ..
    au wakati wa vita vya maumau
    sredi siielewi pia
     
  7. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Dada wee siku hizi kuna zile simu za 'Say a name" huna haja ya kuhangaika kutafuta namba ya mtu we unaiinamia then unataja jina au wengine katika kutaja balaa tupu----- hadi simu inajaa mijimimate.
     
  8. Mbu

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    ..."here's my number, call me anytime". Success rate 99.9%...:D

    Hiyo 0.9% hata sikumbuki niliteleza wapi tu, ila walikuwa 'kuku wa kienyeji'
     
  9. Teamo

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    bora bwana!tuwe wengi kidogo...!maanake mii mtu anapozungumzia MITANDAO NA LINES HUWA NAFIKA MBALI MNO hadi nafikia mahala naamini SIJAELEWA!
     
  10. bht

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    hhaaaaawe naye siku hizi umekuja kuwaje kwani?? unanichekeshaa mno....
    saidia wengine jukwaa limekuwa complicated!!!!
     
  11. Liz Senior

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    "I never imagine you being this tall!"
     
  12. bht

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    kumbe mbu umeelewa haya sadia wengine kabla sijaleta neti na programu ya zinduka hapa......
     
  13. MwanajamiiOne

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    mhhh Ngoja kwanza au mie ndo nimechemka??

    Mwanakijiji si anazungumzia zile zinazokufanya uwe turned on au off? Maaaaama kama nimechemka mbona balaa
     
  14. FirstLady1

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    Muanzisha sredi yuko wapi aje atutoe tongotongo ...
     
  15. Kimey

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    Ha ha ha Ingawa na mi ni wa enzi ya nzige hapa Mwanakijiji kaniacha!!
     
  16. Mbu

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    ...haha...

    ~Maneno yawezayo mtoa nyoka pangoni au uliyog'atwa nayo!~
     
  17. Teamo

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    ukibonyeza HAPA!....mstari wa mwisho anadai anakwenda kulala!...sijui yupo wapi huyu
     
  18. bht

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    here we go!!!
     
  19. Nyani Ngabu

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    Hey girl...you must be tired...why do you say that Julius? Coz you've been running through my mind a lot lately...
     
  20. FirstLady1

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    Nimesoma Geoff na hiyo ilikuwa ni saa (Today, 11:18 AM )
    sijui yuko wapi huyu ngoja aamuke aje atujuze hi sredi yake iko mstari wa mbele kumaanisha nini lugha zingine bwana
    sijui nimekwambia mie maimuna au ...misamiati gongana
     
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