The beauty of math

[Mabel]

Good teachers

Kichwa Ngumu????????????

 

[MAZIRA CHISUTE]

NANREN, what about this: 1$ Equal Ten Cents

Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent

Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents

Divide both sides by 100

$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent

Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)

=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent

Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 = 10 cent

Real math is pointless. (Joking)

Mjing mkubwa! sqrt umeipigaje pale kwenye cent wakat cent haina square!

 

[Angel Nylon]

Dduuhh, nsamehe mie

 

[Gwangambo]

Suppose x=y
then x-y=0
From eq.1
2x-2y=0

this implies that

x-y=2x-2y=0

Factoring out x-y, we get

(x-y)=2(x-y)

Dividing both sides by (x-y), we get

1=2
And that is freaky!
Of course, it is just a JOKE.[/QUOTE
Ok it may go this way Prove 1=2
Suppose a+b=c , can be written as
2a-a+2b-b=2c-c, same as
2a+2b-2c=a+b-c, factor out 2
2(a+b-c)=a+b-c , Then Divide a+b-c Both sides
2=1 Proved

 

[Gwangambo]

If you can not convince them, confuse them, if you can not use them, misuse them.:A S-confused1:

 

[TUJITEGEMEE]

.....
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done....

This is totally wrong...in terms of logic thinking while assuming that infinity is a huge collection of money. In actual sense this is an insult to the Number One in a list of Forbes Magazine.

Thanks, this is in the Jokes Forums.

 

[Chakuchambuka]

kichwa kinauma

 

[Piere. Fm]

If you can not convince them, confuse them, if you can not use them, misuse them.:A S-confused1:

Exactly.

 

[Gwangambo]

kichwa kinauma

kanywe Paracetamol

 

[amaizing]

Somo gumu,haliingii kchwan

 

[likalenge]

Central Nervous System ( CNS ) ...Brain and Spinal Cord) is very smart in learning other Systems like CVS(Cardiovascular system), Respiratory System, Reproductive System but the poor thing is to use the same System CNS to study its own System like diseases of Brain and Spinal Cord

 

[bato]

Nilikuwa napita kwa huu uwanja,nikakutana na haya.Darasa tosha.

 

[LILENDI]

I'm :A S-confused1:

please, :help:

 

[LILENDI]

wacha mi nifichame hapa niwe napotikrai kinachojili. nisijekuja tafuta panado bure mtoto wa mwayego!

 

[jah kiraka]

n hatar