# The beauty of math

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1. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Mathematician bana wana mambo, does this apply?

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done

Three (3) Is Equal To Four (4)

Theorem: 3=4
Proof:
Suppose:
a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a &#8211; 3a + 4b &#8211; 3b = 4c &#8211; 3c
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b &#8211; 4c = 3a + 3b &#8211; 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
3=4

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Suppose x=y
then x-y=0
From eq.1
2x-2y=0

this implies that

x-y=2x-2y=0

Factoring out x-y, we get

(x-y)=2(x-y)

Dividing both sides by (x-y), we get

1=2
And that is freaky!
Of course, it is just a JOKE.

3. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Oh, unaprove 1=2 au?

4. ### NanrenJF-Expert Member

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Yap.

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### FleeMember

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u guys are crazy lol! ( no offence)

6. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Theorem: 1\$ = 10 cent

Proof:
We know that \$1 = 100 cents

Divide both sides by 100

\$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> \$ 1/100 = 1 cent

Take square root both side
=> squr(\$1/100) = squr (1 cent)

=> \$ 1/10 = 1 cent

Multiply both side by 10
=> \$1 = 10 cent

Real math is pointless. (Joking)

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### MmwaminifuJF-Expert Member

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No comment

8. ### Good GuyJF-Expert Member

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ALGEBRA the weapon of 'Math' destruction.lol

9. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Somehow, you will only end confused!

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Yeah men!

11. ### NanrenJF-Expert Member

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Yeah, maths is beautiful and crazy!
And I don't know why mathematicians like to use letters x,y and z!

12. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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No idea why x,y & z!

13. ### MahesabuJF-Expert Member

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now i know...why they called me MATHEMATICIAN

14. ### MabelJF-Expert Member

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Who called you? tell us the reason behind
Mahesabu huu ndio uwanja wako wa nyumbani why x, y, & z?

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### chamajaniJF-Expert Member

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Mabel, Is this the beauty of Maths or the Myth of Mathematics? an' way is too beauty!!!

May u have a time to see the real beauty of math below:-

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

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It's the beauty of math Chamajani.

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." [Albert Einstein]

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hahahahahaha,dah hili darasa ni balaaaaa

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Good teachers

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### AikaotanaJF-Expert Member

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