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The beauty of math

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Dec 21, 2010.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Mathematician bana wana mambo, does this apply?


    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
    Postulate 2: Time is Money.As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
    And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
    It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money
    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge
    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done

    Three (3) Is Equal To Four (4)


    Theorem: 3=4
    Proof:
    Suppose:
    a + b = c
    This can also be written as:
    4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3c
    After reorganizing:
    4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
    Take the constants out of the brackets:
    4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
    Remove the same term left and right:
    3=4
     
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    Nanren JF-Expert Member

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    Suppose x=y
    then x-y=0
    From eq.1
    2x-2y=0

    this implies that

    x-y=2x-2y=0

    Factoring out x-y, we get

    (x-y)=2(x-y)

    Dividing both sides by (x-y), we get

    1=2
    And that is freaky!
    Of course, it is just a JOKE.
     
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    Oh, unaprove 1=2 au?
     
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    Nanren JF-Expert Member

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    Yap.
     
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    Flee Member

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    u guys are crazy lol! ( no offence)
     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    NANREN, what about this: 1$ Equal Ten Cents

    Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent


    Proof:
    We know that $1 = 100 cents

    Divide both sides by 100

    $ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
    => $ 1/100 = 1 cent


    Take square root both side
    => squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)

    => $ 1/10 = 1 cent

    Multiply both side by 10
    => $1 = 10 cent


    Real math is pointless. (Joking)
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    No comment
     
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    ALGEBRA the weapon of 'Math' destruction.lol
     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Somehow, you will only end confused!
     
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    Yeah men!
     
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    Nanren JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah, maths is beautiful and crazy!
    And I don't know why mathematicians like to use letters x,y and z!
     
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    No idea why x,y & z!
     
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    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    now i know...why they called me MATHEMATICIAN
     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Who called you? tell us the reason behind
    Mahesabu huu ndio uwanja wako wa nyumbani why x, y, & z?
     
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    chamajani JF-Expert Member

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    Mabel, Is this the beauty of Maths or the Myth of Mathematics? an' way is too beauty!!!

    May u have a time to see the real beauty of math below:-

    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

    1 x 9 + 2 = 11
    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
    12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
    123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
    1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
    9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
    98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
    987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
    9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
    98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

    Brilliant, isn't it?

    And look at this symmetry:

    1 x 1 = 1
    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
    1111 x 1111 = 1234321
    11111 x 11111 = 123454321
    111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
    1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
    11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
    111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321



    Now, take a look at this...


    101%



    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



    What Equals 100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
    GIVE OVER 100%.

    How about ACHIEVING 101%?


    What equals 100% in life?


    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
    answer these questions:


    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


    If:


    H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

    8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


    And:

    K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


    But:

    A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



    THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



    L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

    12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


    Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
    get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    It's the beauty of math Chamajani.

    What about this
    "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." [Albert Einstein]
     
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    hahahahahaha,dah hili darasa ni balaaaaa
     
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    Good teachers
     
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