The alphabet accordin to our long distance trader friends

[Mwalimu]

A FOR HUNDERWEAR(Underwear)

B FOR Mbushit(Bullshit)

C FOR CEENAKI(Snake)

D FOR NDAMBILIU(W)

E FOR HEATING(Eating)

F FOR FANJINA(Vagina)

G FOR NGONJIAS(Gorgeous)

H FOR ONI(Horny)

I FOR ICCUPS(Hiccups)

J FOR NJUIS(Juice)

K FOR KINO

L FOR LEMBO(Label)

M FOR MBULO(Bro)

N FOR NGILINI(Green)

O FOR HOMBIT(Orbit)

P FOR FACKING(Parking)

Q FOR KWININE(Quinine)

R FOR LAIS(Rice)

S FOR SONJA(Soldier)

T FOR TOMU(Tom)

U FOR YULINO(Urinal)

V FOR FENGETEMBOS(Vegetables)

W FOR SII "D"(See D)

X FOR ENZEL(Excel)

Y FOR WHAE(Why)

Z FOR NZEKISI(Sexy