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The 11th Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dfour, Oct 18, 2010.

  1. Dfour

    Dfour Member

    Oct 18, 2010
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    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband
    to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".

    "What?" said the
    puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to
    function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
    state of the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it..

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it...... God I miss him.

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "You're with the
    This time I KNOW I'M going To get screwed."
  2. Mwiba

    Mwiba JF-Expert Member

    Oct 20, 2010
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    :A S 103::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:....thats good...so good...:A S-rose: