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The 11th Husband....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT".. ..this time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed" she replied!
     
  2. simba29

    simba29 Senior Member

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    . . .wat a fabolouz luck woman!
     
  3. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    nice 1
     
  4. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali........
     
  5. piper

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    The govt screw pipoz mind
     
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