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The 1000th Bluray (get it right) Disc!

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Bluray, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. Bluray

    Bluray JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you all for putting up with my possibly pompously wordy, audaciously opinionated, sometimes cocky or even borderline sentetious vogon poetry laced with various mind boggling non-Euclidean spacetime constructs disguised as valid and logical arguments, but mostly measured, posts.

    This will be the 1000th post, not from me, but in this incarnation as some of you in the know already know.This incarnation has had some rather powerful clairvoyance and thus past lives are easily recalled and invoked.

    But really, the geek in the Bluray refuses to overly recognize the 1000th post as the milestone, for as any geek worth his weight in old and obsolete 5.5 inch floppy discs will tell you, a thousand bytes is not really one kilobyte , but 1024 bytes is, so let's hold the Champagne till the 1024th post, but only if you speak binary.

    In the meantime, according to my thoughts and knowledge, I will post, inform, ask, correct, but mostly I will provoke a higher level of dialogue and thinking in these boards.

    The Bluray, after trumping the HD-DVD, shall prevail!
     
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  2. Steve Dii

    Steve Dii JF-Expert Member

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    ...Bluray, it played only for 20seconds then stopped! What do i do to this scratched disc?!!


    ...Seriously mkuu. Hongera Sana, michango yako tunaithamini!!

    SteveD.
     
  3. MwanaFalsafa1

    MwanaFalsafa1 JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera
     
  4. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hongera sana...nikisoma kila mstari nahisi ubongo unakuwa overworked!
     
  5. C

    COMRADE44 Senior Member

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    Congrats and cheers,(since I dont speak binary but plain metric) on your 1K posting.Look forward to all that follows and wish you all the best in your endevours " to provoke a higher level of dialogue and thinking on these boards." Am sure that your contribution is much appreciated by JF members even if we need to read thru more than once just to get the jist of what you are trying to say.And when we dont,we put it down to the fact that brain rot has set in due to the state of affairs in Bongo ie.wizi mtupu.
     
  6. X-PASTER

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    Kumbe na wewe mchokozi siku hizi...! lol!
     
  7. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Hongera mkuu... keepItUp!
     
  8. O

    Ogah JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera Mkuu
     
  9. Superman

    Superman JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera sana Mkuu wangu. Tuko pamoja.
     
  10. Kibunango

    Kibunango JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera Kamanda, sometime inalipa kujipa ujiko mwenyewe...:D
     
  11. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    Whoh whoww wowoww, with my body assimilating 'bout 400mls of pure black label... i failed to finish one para let alone remember the last sentence!!! i will do it again when i wake up sober..

    bravo mpiganaji... i hope pundit will send us the abstract of this presentation

    well done bluray
     
  12. IronBroom

    IronBroom JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera Bluray.

    For obvious reasons naomba wahusika waweke ka-button linked to a very good dictionary.
     
  13. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    He-he-heh
    Aiweke kwenye signature yake?

    www.onelook.com .
     
  14. Bluray

    Bluray JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera ninyi wakuu kabisa kwa kuweza ku put up with this vogon poetry.

    Here is some more of it, inspired by sense, or is it sensi?

    In case you didn't know, JF be the spot
    Where the t's be crossed, and the i's be dotted
    Where the people speak, and shyt be leaked
    And the Bluray spits, in lingo unique
    That puts pricks to sleep, and clothe the nakedness quick
    Or is it the brick that exposes tricks?
    When you want the scoop, on who got took
    And who's the crook, who's the spook
    And who got cooked, who got hooked or booked
    What's up with mom Dukes, who's real and who's a fluke
    Come to the forums, you'll get the parliament quorum
    Even some poetry, and a decent chorus
    A house in Mbezi or Kinyerezi?
    JF is here to give you the service
    Although you best beware of the many middlemen
    That be ready to stab you, right in the abdomen
    All that kelele from Malcolm and Nyerere
    You'll get it here in volumes bwerere
    Blessed be this mother of many children
    Homage, respect, a needed pilgrimage
    Of course you have the knuckleheads and the know it all
    But that doesn't mean JF's about to fall
    We'll survive the drive and see a better day
    And clean up the act Chidya to Oysterbay
    And hold them accountable with evidence insurmountable
    Shining the light, be JF's delight
    With megatons of TNT and nuff dynamite
    As for the jiggas and their high calibre triggers
    That can't be compared with our GNP figures
    We got them all here , courtesy of TMZ diggers
    Some say that that Bluray be supercalifragilist expialidocious
    Cause he be spiting that flame, that be extra noxious
    But I'm the type of brother with much more to aim
    I got a pure name, and there's no shame in my game
    I could go on and on like a broken record
    But right about now I would rather you beckon and recogn
     
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  15. Bluray

    Bluray JF-Expert Member

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    Duplicate
     
  16. Bluray

    Bluray JF-Expert Member

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    Hatimaye kilobyte imefikwa hapa, the geeks can break that Champagne bottle, or whatever overcaffeinated beverage they are into.

    See the Bluray messing with XBOX360
     

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    Game Theory JF-Expert Member

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    nilifikiri mziki mpya
     
  18. Bluray

    Bluray JF-Expert Member

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    Of course mziki mpya, hujaona lyrics hapo juu :)
     
  19. Eqlypz

    Eqlypz JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee wa Vogsphere hongera sana kwa mabandiko yako.
     
  20. Bluray

    Bluray JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks,

    Mazee na wewe ni HHGTTG ofishonado nini? not many peeps speak vogon.
     
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