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" That’s me before the surgery".

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngulinho, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy
    notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed.

    He begins to worry. " Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.

    " No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
    " Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

    " No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ears.

    " Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
    reassured.

    " No, no, no!!!" she answers.

    " Well then, who in the hell is he?" he demands.
    " That’s me before the surgery".
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha,that made a smile out f me!
     
  3. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa haaaa haaaaa,Hope na mapenzi yaliishia hapo hapo!
     
  4. delpher

    delpher New Member

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    dah,9c 1!:lol:
     
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    Natalie Senior Member

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    Transexual si mchezo ati!.
     
  6. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    aaaiiiseee!! Lmao...
     
  7. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    dah aise
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa!
     
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    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Na hiyo avatar yako mkuu....maweeee!
     
  10. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha Usijali..................
     
  11. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    :lol:
    Ndo wengine ujiokotea vinyanya!!!
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    kaka daah alikuwa simpatii picha alikuwa anafanana vipi?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Dah... Kumbe alilala na mwanaume mwenzake?
     
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    Ha ha ha ha kaingia choo cha kike huyo!
     
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