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TGIF - JF mpaka kieleweke~~

Discussion in 'Jukwaa la Siasa' started by Quemu, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Mtandao wa jamiiforamu, umejaa vichwa makini
    Wengi upitia soma humu, uchambuzi ulio kamili
    fisadi utishiwa hukumu, uongozi wao unapo katili
    sote twajaa na ulazimu, kujadili mikataba batili

    Invisible naanzia, robot wetu asiyeonekana
    Ole mzee wa kupitia, zichafukazo zote mada
    Brutus mzee wa kufungia, mtukutu jf memba
    Painkiller wa teknolojia, foramu uturekebishia

    Mkjj mzee wa politico nyingi, Mwk bibie machachari
    SteveD na ishu za kijamii, Rev. Kishoka amani iwe nanyi
    Nyani Ngabu maswali kwa wingi, Kitila Mkumbo na chama makini
    Shy uitwa kijana sinichi, Zitto mtetezi wa masikini

    Fmes mkulu wa ze dataz, zichambuzwo na Kuhani Mkuu
    Halisi
    bwana breaking newz, Pundit bwana inglishi ngumu
    Brazameni mtaalamu wa totoz, Mwanahalisi kipenzi cha Lunyungu
    Game Theory mzee wa mavituz, Mkandara na busara kemukemu

    Mtanzania mzee wa politico za Mbeya, Jmushi1 kijana wa kujikoti koti
    Bubu ataka kusema atimaye amesema, Maxshimba na ishu za kidini dini
    Bubu msemaovyo kutwa kazi kunena, CCM chama cha Kada Mpinzani
    Kisuralicious mama Africa, YournameisMINE mchizi wa Bostoni

    QM msomaji mzuri, mrembo Shishi na mambo ya mapenzi
    Mwanahabari naye Mwanamalundi, Koba hakika pia Msanii
    Mtu wa Pwani ni rafiki wa Idimi, Chuma chang’aa kule Masaki
    Jina litishalo la Mgonjwaukimwi, Jokakuu latisha kama Jasusi

    Mwalimu ambaye ni Kichuguu, Mchongoma aomba hilo Dua
    Sitamsahau Madilu wa Madilu, Chinga kutwa Kubwajinga
    Slaa pendekezo la Geeque, Masatu siku nyingi amepotea
    Mtanganyika amepiga Mahesabu, Tujisenti rudisha Bimkubwa

    Mwanzage mwenzake na Mwawando, Mwiba asema Tuandamane
    Mazingira safi fani ya Kibunango, Mamaparoko anena Tupendane
    Kilimanjaro mkoa wa Ushirombo, mijeredi kapigwa Kuntakinte
    Mchambuaji mzee Fundi Mchundo, maana yake sijui Pezzonovante

    Bigs up kwa wengine wote niliowasahau kuwataja....

    "I have nothing better to do yoh! I'm seriously bored to my stomach."
     
  2. Kisura

    Kisura JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe naona leo umeamua ku-steal company's time, halahala JamiiForums isije kuku-cost.

    Ila, hii kitu imekaa vizuri.
     
  3. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua kutokana na bei ya mafuta kupanda, malori yanayoleta maboksi hapa mzigoni yamegoma mpaka waongezewe malipo. Kwa hiyo yaani kazi hakuna kabisa. Hapa nilipo nimeminya nyuma ya fokilifti...nauchapa usingizi kama kawa...
     
  4. M

    Mgaya JF-Expert Member

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    kazi nzuri sana QM
     
  5. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Haiwezekani kuandika mara 4000, halafu zijae pumba....

    Ukiiona uncut version ya hili shairi uchwara, imejaa shari tu.....
     
  6. Kisura

    Kisura JF-Expert Member

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    Remind me not to pay you for 1.misusing company's property(laptop) 2.(msisitizo), stealing company's time. Yaani unaendelea kunipa reasons tu, kosa la tatu, nafukuza kazi. :)
     
  7. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Unifukuzee.....thubuuutu!!! Hapo ndipo utakapojua jinsi gani workers' union ya wabeba maboksi inavyochakalika kulinda deiwaka wake. Kwanza sitachelewa kufeki injuri ili nivute workers' comp. Hata kama vipi, si ntakwenda kukinga unemployment tu....

    Aliyesema marekani ni ardhi ya opotuniti hakukosea......gademu!
     
  8. Kisura

    Kisura JF-Expert Member

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    Aha, mbeba box mtukutu wewe, ndio maana inabidi uondolewe tu. Anyway, basi kwa taarifa tuu:

    1.Union walitaka kuingia kwenye kampuni lakini hatukuwapa hiyo chance, hivyo mpaka sasa, hawana chao na huna rep kwa upande huo,

    2. Nitaijenga kesi yangu na hata ukienda mahakamani, jaji hawezi kuku-award unemployment kwa kuwa utakuwa haujaonewa, na kama hujaonewa(wrongful term), hupati kitu.

    3.Injury tena, asante kwa Info, I have my eyes on you....
     
  9. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa mbona Tyronne na LeQuisha walikuwa wanakusanya vi-union fees kila mwezi........Unataka kuniambia kuwa tumeiingizwa mjini?

    Poa tu....ukinifukuza si ntarudi zangu Bongo. Halafu ntakuwa nashindilia masanga kila siku pale Nguruko, na kucheza disco pale kawe darajani...mpaka vidolali vyangu viishe.
     
  10. Msanii

    Msanii JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu QM heshima kaka
    umenikumbusha mengi sana ktk shairi lako mkuu...
    Kuna kiumbe kama MCHAMBUZI mbaye haonekani mpaka habari za Lowasa zipambe moto.....
    Ila ole wako maana KISUR anakuchungulia kila hatua unayopiga kuelekea mlango wa nje
     
  11. Kisura

    Kisura JF-Expert Member

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    Right on...Now get some work done. Baadae inabidi uje huku Signature Room nikupe one on one.

    You just had to, hujatulia wewe :D
     
  12. Maxence Melo

    Maxence Melo JF Founder Staff Member

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    QM,

    Umenisahau na umemsahau Shy kwenye verse yako mkuu. Kazi nzuri kusema kweli
     
  13. Msanii

    Msanii JF-Expert Member

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    ...Mkuu shy nimemuona ila kweli wewe sijakuona ktk verses za bongo fleva za QM
     
  14. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Mh hiyo one on one na bosi ambaye ni kisura si itanitia matatani... Au ndio ni moja ya mbinu zako za kunitafutia sababu za kunimwagisha unga?

    C'mon y'know Nguruko is my favorite bar...hasa pale juu. Pale huwaga wana paja la mbuzi.....unakula mpaka meno yanachoka.....

    Disco la kawe darajani ni la kisela... Hamna dress code wala nini. Unaweza ukaingia na kizibao na katambuga....unaruka majoka kama kawa...
     
  15. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh mzee samahani kwa kukusahau...

    Basi ngoja nikuandikie shairi lako spesho...

    Maxence Melo ukapela umemshinda
    Mwezi wa nane jiko anajipatia
    wana JF wote tunataka kumchangia
    Zawadi za harusi ataibiwa akisinzia
    Store ya pombe amesema atanipatia
    Vigelegele na vifijo JF tunamshangilia
     
  16. Kisura

    Kisura JF-Expert Member

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    Usiogope. Nitakusaidia pepo wote walio na hisia mbaya wataondoka, wala wazo hutakuwa nalo. I am very Professional.

    Mi Nguruko tu, itabidi niende, hasa pale juu ili nikajionee mwenyewe!
     
  17. Pundit

    Pundit JF-Expert Member

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    OM umezibuka.
     
  18. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini jaribu kutokwenda mitaa ya night kali.... maana pale juu huwa kunaendelea mambo ya "ajabu" sana kuanzia mida ya saa sita usiku na kuendelea....
     
  19. Kisura

    Kisura JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya ajabu ndio yanani-fascinate'. Mi nakwambia wee hujatulia....

    Lakini, ebu nipe dondoo kidogo dogo....(i'm all ears)
     
  20. Steve Dii

    Steve Dii JF-Expert Member

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    Quick M', aisee tenzi zimetulia kichizi.... na zinatamanisha kwa kweli! Well done mkuu!
     
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