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Tension!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Dec 3, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    TENSION>>Umechill gheto unapata majani, mara ghafla defender la polisi linaingia mtaani kwenu.

    TENSION>>Una tumbo la kuhara, umeingia public toilet na kushusha mzigo, masikini kumbe maji yamekatika halafu binti mrembo anasubiri utoke aingie.

    TENSION>>Uko underground mgodini, ume-set baruti ilipuke baada ya dakika 5 halafu crane ya kukutoa shimoni imepata kasoro.

    TENSION>>Umempa mimba demu denti mtoto wa mjeshi, halafu ukimshauri kutoa mimba hataki na amesema lazhma atakutaja shuleni na kwa baba yake.

    Situation ziko nyingi, nyingine ziko poa lakini nyingine mh! Hebu tupe situation uliyo nayo wewe.
     
  2. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    TENSION...Unatoa public speech then unagundua hujafunga zipu ya suruali
     
  3. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Maafande wengi wanatumia ile kitu, watakachokifanya ni kuku-join kupata stimu, nasingi else..!
     
  4. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaa, hii nakumbuka ilishawahi kumtokea Ticha wetu wa Sande skuli halafu nilipoenda kumshtua akakurupuka kuifunga pale pale, nilijisikia aibu badala yake..!
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hii huwatokea wengi wasio makini!
     
  6. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    TENSION>>Umepiga chafya kwa nguvu,ukajamba mbele ya watoto.
     
  7. Ntumami

    Ntumami Senior Member

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    TENSION// uko ofisini na umefungua page ya facebook mara bosi kapita
     
  8. K

    Kinabo Member

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    Umesahau kushukuru kwa vyote ulivyonanyo
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    TENSION>>Hujalipa bili ya ngeleja muda mrefu,siku tanesco wanakata umeme,mama mkwe anakuja kuwatembeleeni.
     
  10. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    ingawa sio kwenye public speech ila kwa kazi nayofanya hii imenitokea mara nyingi hadi huwa sijali tena
     
  11. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Tension>>> Umemaliza kumpiga fiksi anayekudai kwenye simu kwamba haupo afu unamuona mbele yako
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mweeeenh!
     
  13. l

    laun Senior Member

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    Umekutana na demu safarini ukamtongoza na kumdanganya haujaoa kumbe ni ndugu yake mkeo anakuja kuwatembelea TENSION
     
  14. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Uwiiii
     
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    matamvua Member

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    uko mbele unatoa speech uume unasimama baada ya demu mzuri kukaa vibaya
     
  16. nsangaman

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    Yeuwiiii
     
  17. nsangaman

    nsangaman JF-Expert Member

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    Umeiba gari home halafu ikakwanguliwa barabarani
     
  18. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    TENSION>>Umefumaniwa guest house na mke wa bosi wako,unamwomba msamaha bosi,hakujibu kitu,anakuangalia tu halafu anarudisha macho kwenye screen ya computer yake,anaendelea na kazi.
     
  19. Mphamvu

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    TENSION>>
    Unapost uzi JF, siku tatu watu hawachangii.
     
  20. Mamushka

    Mamushka JF-Expert Member

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    Nipale unapotangazia watu umeshinda bahati nasibu ya mamilioni, kumbe hukuskia vizuri kwenye tv, ubini ni mtu mwingine na namba moja ya cm haifanani.
     
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