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"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...Ha ha ha ha ha LOL!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BAK, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

    "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

    In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

    With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
    Now, here goes...

    The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and a call to room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

    Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

    Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

    Room Service: "Ow July den?"

    Guest: ".....What??"

    Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

    Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

    Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "What?"

    Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "I... don't think so."

    RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

    Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

    RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

    Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin willl be fine."

    RoomService: "We bodder?"

    Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

    RoomService: "Wad?!?"

    Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

    RoomService: "Copy?"

    Guest: "Excuse me?"

    RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

    Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

    RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... rye??"

    Guest: "Whatever you say."

    RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

    Guest: "You're welcome"

    Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!
     
  2. Ab-Titchaz

    Ab-Titchaz Content Manager Staff Member

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    Duh BAK,

    Hii kali kweli maana imenichukua dakika kumaliza kusoma.
    Hawa wa-china ama?..next time nenda McDonalds!:)
     
  3. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    thank you very much to you hahahahah
     
  4. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    utaishia kuletewa madudu
     
  5. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...J. for showing your appreciation ha ha ha ha ;)
     
  6. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Madudu matupu
     
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