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Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by soulmate3, Apr 18, 2011.

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    soulmate3 New Member

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    10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is netbook battery always just around the corner.
    8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home. wholesale supplier
    7. It is always necessary to have a backup. starzmart
    6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right wholesale android tablet buttons.
    5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
    4. In order to get their attention, you have to best ebook reader turn them on.
    3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
    2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
    1. Size does vedio baby monitors matter.
     
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    Sokwe Mjanja JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona umetaja Tisa na kichwa cha habari unaandika 10?
     
  3. Donnie Charlie

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    10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is netbook battery always just around the corner.
    8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home. wholesale supplier
    7. It is always necessary to have a backup. starzmart
    6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right wholesale android tablet buttons.
    5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
    4. In order to get their attention, you have to best ebook reader turn them on.
    3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
    2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
    1. Size does vedio baby monitors matter.

    Hiyo umeiona?
     
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    top ten reasons
     
  5. Gama

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    Jamani, hii ni habari mchanganyiko au ni kichekesho/joke/utani.
     
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    Thanx Gama!..
     
  7. Good Guy

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    Computers must definately be female,cause No one but their creator understands their internal logic.lol
     
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    computers are female.
    The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.lol
     
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    As soon as you commit with it you will spend all your money on accesories,its definately a woman. Lol
     
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    Computers are female.
    You spend a lot of money buying them alot of latest stuff but they are never satisfied. Lol
     
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    Computers are female.
    You ask them what is wrong and they say nothing. Lol
     
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    Computers are most definately female cause even the smallest mistake can easily be stored in long term memory.
     
  13. Good Guy

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    Computers are female,why you ask! Helloooo from what do you think the Dicks and USB probes gets all the virus from! Lolest
     
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    They are female because once they hook you, they will end up killing you
     
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    Sorry on the red,typin' error i meant Disks. L.o.L
     
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    Mimi napita tu jamani:car:
     
  17. Good Guy

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    caribu bana in da battle of the sex.
     
  18. Mc Kihiga

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    Duh it is very everyfunny.

    Mc!
     
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