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Tell us about your son

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabagala, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. Mabagala

    Mabagala JF-Expert Member

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    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party.

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. After he had left, those who remained started discussing about their kids. This is how their discussion went:


    The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company.

    He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."


    The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."


    The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A
    30,000 square foot mansion."
    The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"



    One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ... What about your son?"


    The fourth man replied: "My son is Gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."


    The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."


    The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet
    and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
     
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    hahaha nice! Dnt b too quick to judge
     
  3. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Not judging, but sadly the fourth man doesn't know the truth about his son's acquisitions
     
  4. Mabagala

    Mabagala JF-Expert Member

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    anajua si kasema he is happy for his son's gayism na hajafika mbali
     
  5. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini Mabagala,baba wa kwanza, wa pili na wa tatu walipokuwa wanasimulia mafanikio ya watoto wao, huyu baba wa nne hakuwepo.Kwa hiyo hajui mali za mtoto wake zimetoka wapi, ila wale wababa watatu walijua hizo mali alizo nazo mtoto wa baba wa nne zilikotoka. Au skuielewa joke?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    Umetisha
     
  7. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mbwai mbwai mbwai tu !
    ... At last wamejua mitoto yao yote mifirauni.
     
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