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Teja na mchina

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Mwizi flani teja alimpiga mtama
    mchina.Mchina alipoanguka chini teja
    akampora simu yake.
    Mchina akaamua kumkimbiza huyo
    mwizi,mwizi alipoona mchina hachoki
    akaweka simu chini na akaendelea
    kukimbia.
    Mchina akachukua simu yake na
    kuendelea kumkimbiza.Teja akamuuliza
    "Oya 'jet li' mbona nuksi hivyo!....simu
    yako nimekupa unataka nini tena?"
    Mchina akajibu "Bado sijakupiga
    mtama!"
     
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    Dany3 Member

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    Jun 23, 2012
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
     
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    Ogaga Member

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    da huyo mchna n noma, ka utoto vle anataka kurudishia
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    huyo Mchina lazima ana undugu na yule jamaa mwenye misemo ya mbayuwayu, ambaye kila uchao anapiga picha na watu wasio na tija kwa taifa letu
     
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    blessings JF-Expert Member

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    Mchina Nuksi! Huyo naona alitaka kumlawiti huyo kibaka
     
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    SENGE Member

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    walikutana mateja watupu hapo.....
     
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