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Tehe! Tehe! Teeeehe!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kakalende, Nov 18, 2009.

  1. K

    Kakalende JF-Expert Member

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    Out of a bunch of millions of sperms, there was this one sperm named mosasa.

    Mosasa was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and
    even swimming. And when his friends asked him why was he doing these things he said 'only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby, and I want to be that one when the time comes'. His friends would just laugh at him and pass.

    The time for them to go out came and Mosasa outran all of them (I'm talking millions of sperms) to the exit, as a matter of fact, there was a huge gap between Mosasa and the rest.

    All of a sudden the other guys saw Mosasa running back as fast as they have ever saw him. As he passed them to an opposite direction they asked, 'Mosasa why are you running back, didn't you say you wanted to be the one',


    and Mosasa breathlessly replied, 'This fool is masturbating. '
     
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    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    :confused:
     
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    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha! Angeishia kwa povu sio?
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhh!
    No comment!
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    ahahahahahah du hii kali.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh angeishia kwenye povu la sabuni!!
     
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    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Du! asante!
     
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    alex50 Senior Member

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    ha ha ha nice one
     
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    Hii ni ya X-mas
     
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    Mosasaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, lol
     
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    mtuporimtupori Member

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    Ha ha ha haa, You real made my day!!
     
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    kingwipa1 JF-Expert Member

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    A nice one good to read!
    My friend you made me laugh to my maximum.
    Let me fuckoff to avoid spoiling my day with Zitto's habariz!!
     
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    Du! the moral of the story?
     
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    mamanzara JF-Expert Member

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    Hii imenivunja mbavu kweli, sikutegemea kucheka hivi siku ya leo. thank you.
     
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    Mchili JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha haaa, but he was already too late. Lazima arushwe nje.
     
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    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    very niceeeeeeeeeee. wengine wote wakarushwa nje....
     
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    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    deh deh deh. akija tutampeleka olimpiki. au kazuia mazoezi afta disapointimenti .
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha mzee hii kali mno lete nyingine ya kufungia mwaka
     
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    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaaaa imetulia hii
     
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    ooooooooooopsiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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