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Teh! Teh! Teh!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Aminat, Nov 8, 2011.

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    Aminat Member

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    Kweli mlevi ni mlevi tu.kulikuwa na daktari 1 ambaye aliwakusanya walevi wa chang'aa na gongo,akawaweka kwenye room 1 na kuanza kuwaeleza madhara ya hizo pombe,kuwathibitishia kuwa pombe ina madhara makubwa kwa afya zao alichukua glass mbili kubwa.glas ya kwanza aliweka maji na ile ya pili aliweka chang'aa kisha akachukua mnyoo na kuuweka kwenye ile glas ya maji na ule mnyoo ukawa unachezacheza kwenye yale maji huku walevi nao wakiangalia, kisha akauchukua na kuuweka ndani ya glas yenye pombe. Ule mnyoo ukaanza kugeuka rangi na kisha kufa .daktari akawauliza wale walevi mneona enh? Walevi wakajibu ndioooo. Akawauli tena mmejifunza nini? Baada ya mda mlevi mmoja akanyosha kidore na kujibu: hapo tumejifunza kuwa ukiwa unakunywa chang'aa huwez kupata minyoo.daktar hoi.akaona hamna alichokifanya............................ Kulikuwa na jamaa mmoja alienda kwa mganga na kumwambia mganga kuwa anataka afanyiwe mambo awe mtabiri. Mganga akamuuliza :kwahiyo unataka uwe unatabiri mambo ambayo yatatokea baadae na jamaa akajibu ndio mganga. Basi mganga akamwambia jamaa avue surual. Baada ya jamaa kuvua mganga akaanza kuimba nyimbo isiyoeleweka huku anampaka mafuta kwenye mak**io. Jamaa akamuuliza mganga kwa kusema: mh! Mganga naona unataka unifanyie mambo mabaya huko nyuma. Mganga akajibu./ enhe! Unaona Ushaanza kutabiri nini kitatokea........... .................. Kulikuwa na jamaa wawili wanavuta bangi.stimu zilipokolea wakatoka nje ya geto lao na mmoja akamwambia mwenzake,hiv hil geto hatuwezi tukalisukuma lisogee kule .mwenzake akajibu njoo tujaribu,wakaanza kuusukuma ule ukuta wa geto lao,mmoja akasema, aah! Unasogea mwana huku akivua shat na kuendelea kusukuma,kihisia walikuwa wanaona unasogea. Wengine walikuwa wanavutia ganja yao kwenye jumba bovu.walikuwa kama kumi ,bac baada ya kuvuta wakawa wanatoka nje ambapo sehemu waliyokuwa wanatokea ilikuwa ni fupi so ilijuwa inatakiwa kuinama. Bas yule wa kwanza akainama lakini baada ya kutoka nje alijisahau na kuendelea kuinama, wenzake nao wakawa nyuma yake nao wakiwa wameinama vilevile mpaka barabara huku watu wakiwashangaa. It was so funny
     
  2. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    mkh..mkh ila daah ndefu japo zinafurahisha mwana..! u have made my eavining blast
     
  3. G

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha dah! haya bana.Nalog off
     
  5. G

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    mara ya ngap unasema hivyooo?
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kusemaje? Nalog off
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hao walevi ni noumer aisee!
     
  8. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Du mwalimu wako wa lugha alipata kazi sana................hakuna vituo wala aya?
     
  9. AMINATA 9

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    u made ma day boy
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Copy & paste
     
  11. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    inafurahisha hasa hiyo ya mganga.
     
  12. Loma

    Loma Member

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    Kweli mwanangu mbavu sina haaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  13. Loma

    Loma Member

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    Ya mganga imenimaliza
     
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    umenena vema
     
  15. Losambo

    Losambo JF-Expert Member

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    Ndiyo tuseme jamaa amekukuna sana?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh...
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Nzuri lakini murefu aiseee..........
     
  18. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    mganga nouma...............jamaa mara ghafla akaanza kutabiri ...teh ...teh haa ha ha ...............
     
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