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Teh teh teh

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bramo, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. Bramo

    Bramo JF Bronze Member

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    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after Mass.
    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop, when he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
    The third Catholic man says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
    The fourth Catholic man says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, "Well....?"
    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
     
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    Fay2011 Member

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    teh! teh! teh!
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................jamaaaaani
     
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    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
     
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    Gold Addict Senior Member

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    dah!imetulia sana mkuu...
     
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Gud,ila kuna jukwaa la joke
     
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Ni vema kama ungeipeleka mahala pake!
     
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    omari msuya Member

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    tha last sista amemaliza kabisaa
     
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    Amennnnni
     
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