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Teachers, Parents vs Students Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Jul 24, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
    JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
    TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
    JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    SARAH : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE : Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : George!

    TEACHER: Willy, name one bad thing we have today that we didn’t have 30 years ago.
    WILLY : YOU!

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slowly.”

    TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
    SAMMY : You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.

    TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
    JOSE : Don’t bite any.

    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
    ELLEN : I is…
    TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
    ELLEN : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

    TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have?
    CLASS COMEDIAN STUDENT: Big hands!

    SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

    MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
    JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
     
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    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    already used.........we need new and be a great thinker
     
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    Thanx for the advice!
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    U real Rock Mama Mia.. I'm Loving It..
     
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    Hahahaha they'r funny!!
     
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    Thanx!
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiona used kwako we sepa tu, so mpaka uchafue. Ukweli nikwamba huwezi peruzi zote ndo utume yako.
     
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