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Teacher Vz mwanafunzi kichwa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jino kwa jino, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. jino kwa jino

    jino kwa jino JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Teacher: which crops do we import in Europe and brings income?
    1st Boy: Coffee
    Teacher: Good! then how many types of coffee do we have in Africa?
    The same boy: two types
    Teacher: very good and which ones are those.i want an answer from a different person, he picks an absent minded boy
    the boy:Those types are Koffi Annan and Koffi Olomide
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahah........huyo kweli absent mind
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Chapa fimbo hako katoto!
     
  4. Kaliua urambo

    Kaliua urambo JF-Expert Member

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    tehe! tehe! cough! cough!
     
  5. Jaguar

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    Kanatomboka nini hako katoto?
     
  6. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    tcha tcha .....kumbe naye ni what globally warming is? nadhani kuna tofauti kati ya imports na exports
     
  7. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh!
     
  8. Washawasha

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    hahahahah.Nalog off
     
  9. Masikini_Jeuri

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    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM
    But he did not answer any question wrong!!
    Qn.1 In which battle did the Napoleon die?
    Ans= his last battle
    ...
    Qn.2 Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    Ans= at the bottom of the page
    Qn.3 River Ravi flows in which state?
    Ans = Liquid
    Qn.4 What is the main reason for Divorce?
    Ans = Marriage
    Qn.5 What is the main reason for failure?
    Ans = Exam
    Qn.6 What can you never eat for Breakfast?
    Ans = lunch and Dinner
    Qn.7 if you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    Ans = Very Large Hands
     
  10. ha ha ha

    ha ha ha JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh........Loading.....teh teh.....Network Failure!
     
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    joollywood Member

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    do! dat stude s gns
     
  12. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh! Aaaah! Raha sana! Sijajua sijui ni "import" au "export".!
     
  13. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe! Piga "ana ana ana do ",utaijua !
     
  14. MUREFU

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    ha,ha,ha,haaaa.... Imetulia hii kwel
     
  15. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha basi vizuriii
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo denti huyo,ila anaonekana yuko current
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!kiinglish ndo kimenifurahisha hapa.
     
  18. E Original

    E Original Member

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    Tcha baada ya lesson halifanya tathmini wanafunzi wa ngapi wameelewa?
     
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