Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Te Amo, Asprin, Fidel 80 na Klorokwin

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bujibuji, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jun 7, 2011
    Joined: Feb 4, 2009
    Messages: 27,183
    Likes Received: 5,440
    Trophy Points: 280
    Waheshimiwa mabalozi wa maji yaletayo raha na burudani mwilini, naomba niwaulize swali, je ni kwanini pombe za kunywea nyumbani hazinogi hata lkama kuna marafiki, kitimoto na matusi juu?
     
  2. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jun 7, 2011
    Joined: Dec 1, 2010
    Messages: 1,510
    Likes Received: 203
    Trophy Points: 160
    Buji usijisahaulishe miungu minne marafiki wa karibu. Pombe, nyama, sigara na wanawake nasty. Ni lazima vyote viwepo ili raha kamili ipatikane
     
  3. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Feb 18, 2010
    Messages: 2,101
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    ulevu nomaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  4. Dr.Chichi

    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Apr 30, 2008
    Messages: 2,305
    Likes Received: 12
    Trophy Points: 135
    Nyumbani kelele za wife zinaondoa stimu ya kinywaji
     
  5. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Feb 18, 2010
    Messages: 2,101
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    waifu wako jenereta la kufua umeme?
     
  6. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Apr 1, 2009
    Messages: 6,750
    Likes Received: 26
    Trophy Points: 145
    hivyo enhe
     
  7. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: May 4, 2010
    Messages: 9,223
    Likes Received: 146
    Trophy Points: 160
    Raha ya tungi uone na midude(mademu) wanapita accross! Hom unakuwa na presha, washkaji wasijemtaman wife wako! Kwa mantik hiyo pombe haiwez noga
     
  8. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Nov 28, 2010
    Messages: 12,582
    Likes Received: 709
    Trophy Points: 280
    Naenjoy a glass of wine home kuliko Bar!
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

    #9
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Aug 31, 2009
    Messages: 37,665
    Likes Received: 2,836
    Trophy Points: 280
    Nyumbani kuna watoto, baada ya kilevi watasikia yasiyostahili kusikika!
     
  10. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Jul 29, 2009
    Messages: 16,200
    Likes Received: 104
    Trophy Points: 160
    LOl :becky:
     
  11. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Apr 11, 2011
    Messages: 27,249
    Likes Received: 1,917
    Trophy Points: 280
    Hilo nalo ni neno, ongezea "Hata mkwe wa nyumbani hanogi hata ............................"
     
  12. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Dec 24, 2010
    Messages: 16,980
    Likes Received: 55
    Trophy Points: 145
    hao uliowataja wote hawanywei nyumbani eeh?..lol.
     
  13. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Feb 18, 2010
    Messages: 2,101
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    Hukijui chama cha infidelity na mabosi wake?
     
  14. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Mar 8, 2008
    Messages: 42,186
    Likes Received: 4,732
    Trophy Points: 280
    Kwanini hatupigii mitungi home?

    1. Home hakuna mabaamedi....huwezi mwambia mkeo......we ma**ya ongeza bia hapa (talaka si kitu kizuri)
    2. Home hakuna kaunta..... raha ya biya unywee kaunta, walevi hawaangushani kaunta
    3. Home hakuna meneja, kuna raha sana kumshtakia mhudumu kwa meneja........unapata heshima bar
    4. Home hakuna keep change.........heshima ya mnywaji ni kumwachia mhudumu keep change
    5. Home hakuna kutwangana makwenzi
    6. Home hakuna kucheza na kujiimbia kwa sauti biya inapokuwa imeshika kasi
    7. home hakuna pool table
    8. Home hakuna chemba ya kutongozea kina Eliza
    9. Home hakuna vinywaji tofauti tofauti, bia zikijaza matumbo hwa tunahamia kwenye valuu, red labe, nyagi na shangazi zao
    10. Nyumbani kuna watoto, bia imeandikwa: Hairuhusiwi kwa binadamu mwenye umri chini ya miaka 18.
    11. Home hakuna vyoo vya wanawake.........tunashea vyoo, inaweza sababisha ajali na watoto wetu...
    Listi itaendelea, ngoja nikazimue...damn Guinness!!!:majani7::majani7::majani7:
    5.
     
  15. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

    #15
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Nov 1, 2010
    Messages: 17,781
    Likes Received: 1,674
    Trophy Points: 280
    Badala yaa kuangalia vibindankoe
    unaangalia TV....
     
  16. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

    #16
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Nov 1, 2010
    Messages: 17,781
    Likes Received: 1,674
    Trophy Points: 280
    Badala ya kusikiliza "banjuka tu"
    unasikiliza "twinkle twinkle little star"
     
  17. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

    #17
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Nov 1, 2010
    Messages: 17,781
    Likes Received: 1,674
    Trophy Points: 280
    Hahahhahh babu
    nimependa number 10
     
  18. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

    #18
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Dec 24, 2010
    Messages: 16,980
    Likes Received: 55
    Trophy Points: 145
    L....o.....l... Ukimalza kuzimua uje useme na wanawake kunywea bar, je na wao wanafwata nini?..
     
  19. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

    #19
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Dec 24, 2010
    Messages: 16,980
    Likes Received: 55
    Trophy Points: 145
    Sikijui KM.
     
  20. Askofu

    Askofu JF-Expert Member

    #20
    Jun 8, 2011
    Joined: Feb 14, 2009
    Messages: 1,668
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 133
    Hongera babu,
    nasikia siku hizi unaenda kanisani
    ubarikiwe sana
     
Loading...