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Taxi Driver Tap

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaluo_Nyeupe, Dec 4, 2011.

  1. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
    The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
    the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
    everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't
    ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
    The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
    would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your
    fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral
    van for the last 25 years.
     
  2. Mmasihiya

    Mmasihiya JF-Expert Member

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    Niko kwenye basi nasafiri nimechaka hadi naonekana chizi, jamaa alijua maiti imefufuka' hahaha ha'
     
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    Khaaa !
     
  4. Kombo

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    Ha ha ha haaa...!!!
     
  5. ZeMangi

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    Kiingilishi kinanichenga,hata thijaelewa,...nitafuthirie aithee.
     
  6. Sita Sita

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    HAhahah
     
  7. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    Mi mwenyewe huwa kinanichenga lakini nikipiga therengeti mbili dha baridi nashangaa lugha inanyooka yenyewe.
     
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    Mipesa Member

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    umechaka hadi unaonekana chizi.teh teh
     
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    Teh teh Kweli ukiwa na huzuni we fungua JF tu.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh......
     
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    Asante!
     
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    Dah JF raha sana, nimecheka sana.nukta
     
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    Du hii kali
     
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    jamani nyie wenzangu mna'PHD nn? Kiasi kwamba lugha mmei'master to the extent, mwenzenu hapa ni degree holder bt cjaambulia kitu hebu ngoja nikapate castle mbili ndio nije nisome vzr.
     
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    Ni nzuri japo imerudiwa sana
     
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    Safi sana. Imetulia.
     
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