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Tanzanian husbands

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by NGULI, Aug 25, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    TANZANIAN HUSBANDS

    The SAMBAA
    Has one Wife
    Has one girlfriend
    But he loves his wife the most.

    The CHAGAA
    Has one wife
    Has one girlfriend
    But he loves his girlfriend the most.

    The NGONI
    Has one wife
    Has one girlfriend
    But he loves the house maid the most.

    The SUKUMA
    Has two wives
    Has two girlfriends
    He loves the wives sisters the most.

    COASTERIAN/ZANZIBARIAN
    Has 4 wives
    Has 0 girlfriends
    He loves the new wife the most.

    The JALUO
    Has 4 wives
    Has 4 girlfriends
    He loves his neighbours wife the most.

    The NYAMWEZI
    Has one, two, three wives
    Has several girlfriends
    He loves the barmaid the most
    .

    THE KURYA
    One wife
    Many girl friends
    He will beat all of them


    THE MASAI
    Two wives
    One girl friend
    He loves his cows the most

    THE SOMALI'S
    Four wives
    No girl friend
    Loves his miraa the most
     
  2. RedDevil

    RedDevil JF-Expert Member

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    Nguli umepata wapi hizo takwimu? au ndo niseme hujajitaja humu ndo maana haupo? Jaribu basi kuweka wote maana mimi sijajiona, watu wangu wa dodma, singida, iringa na Kigoma vipi? Nice thread anyway.
     
  3. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha! mimi nipo sema hujagundua tu, ukishindwa nitakuonyesha......we ongezea makabila mengine hayo ni machache tu niyajuayo....
     
  4. dmaujanja1

    dmaujanja1 JF-Expert Member

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    wahaya je?
     
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    Kyachakiche JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa mzee umesomeka! Sitii neno.
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    what about hehe,nyakyusa,luguru?
     
  7. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu mambo vipi? kwenye lile kundi letu vpi? upo hapo?
     
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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Ila kweli kwa Mchaga utakuta gilrfiend anajengewa nyumba wakati mke anaishi nyumba ya kupanga!

    Kwanini Wachaga wanapenda girlfriend zaidi??
     
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    Ledwin JF-Expert Member

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    As far as I know wachaga lazima wajenge kwao kwanza sasa hii ya g.friend kujengewa kabla ya mke hii ni mpya kwangu.
     
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    Kyachakiche JF-Expert Member

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    Salama mkuu. Asifiaye mvua........!
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Wanaume siku hizi wabahili wale watoaji ujue malimbukeni tu wasiokuwa na akili. Hivi kweli siku kuna watu wanaoa wake wawili.
     
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    DMussa JF-Expert Member

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    duh!!!... hata siamini..
     
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    bnhai JF-Expert Member

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    Hawaoi wake wawili ila wananyumba ndogo nyingi saana. Kwahiyo kuspend ni palepale.
     
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    Wanzuki Senior Member

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    Hivi kweli mkurya anaoa mke mmoja?!! Nilitegemea useme kumi!!
     
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    Msindima JF-Expert Member

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    Wagogo,waha,wamasai,wapare,etc inakuwaje?
     
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    THE WA-HAYA

    One Wifu
    Millions of Concubines/Girlfriends
    He loves neither of the above
     
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