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Tanzanian HELL

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kisasangwe, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. kisasangwe

    kisasangwe JF-Expert Member

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    A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
    for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
    eternity.

    He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told
    "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
    a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips
    you for the rest of the day.

    The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
    He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
    discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

    Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue
    of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He
    is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes
    in & whips you for the rest of the day."

    But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
    people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him
    aside and said,” Because there is never any electricity, so the electric
    chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the
    contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Tanzanian devil
    used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes
    back home for other business!!"

    ............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A TANZANIAN HUH?
     
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    Babuyao JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hii kali.
     
  3. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu ni kweli
     
  4. mayenga

    mayenga JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kabisa!
     
  5. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    What a fun!!!:lalala:
     
  6. Njaa

    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    so nice
     
  7. Yegomasika

    Yegomasika JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha, this is a good one!.
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa haaaa !
     
  9. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh sooooooooooooooooo true.:lol::lol::lol:
     
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