Tangazo

[valid statement]

baada ya dada kuona mshipi wa jamaa...alizimia!

 

[BAOSITA]

hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa loh! atakomaje

LoL!Je ingekuwa ni wewe Aminata?

 

[Washawasha]

kweli dunia sasa hivi ni kijiji. Nalog off

 

[samilakadunda]

Mbavu zangu jamaaniii!

 

[Washawasha]

Mbavu zangu jamaaniii!

samila kadunda nchi gani tena? Nalog off

 

[ngulinho]

Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala mikono.mjadala wao ukawa hivi.
Mrembo:unagonga unataka nini wewe?
Jamaa:niliona tangazo lako kwenye gazeti,nimeamua nikuoe
Mrembo:nitakupeleka wapi mtu huna miguu wala mikono.
Jamaa:una bahati kuwa na mimi,sina mikono kwahiyo siwezi kukupiga,sina miguu kwahiyo siwezi kukuacha.
Mrembo:sasa we kweli kitandani uko fiti?
Jamaa:sasa ndo ujiulize sina mikono wala miguu ila mlango niliugonga na nini.

:shock:
he he he bila shaka aligonga na....na...na...na...na nini vile?

 

[Leonard Robert]

hapo thatha..ha ha ha lazima igongwe kama mlango.

 

[illuminatha]

shuguli pevu hiyo!!

 

[Maayo]

Eh! Aligonga na d.u.d.u?

 

[patience96]

Lol!!!

 

[Katavi]

Ahahahaah!!

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

kwani aligongaje mlango?

 

[mzawahalisi]

Khaa we ninoma. Akatest zali auone mziki. Jamaa nguvu zote za miguu na mikono zimehamia huko. Aweza nyanyua mtu huyo!!!!

 

[Ngadu]

Aligonga kwa abdalah kichwa wazi

 

[KANCHI]

Aligonga kwa abdalah kichwa wazi

Haya bana!!