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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
    kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala mikono.mjadala wao ukawa hivi.
    Mrembo:unagonga unataka nini wewe?
    Jamaa:niliona tangazo lako kwenye gazeti,nimeamua nikuoe
    Mrembo:nitakupeleka wapi mtu huna miguu wala mikono.
    Jamaa:una bahati kuwa na mimi,sina mikono kwahiyo siwezi kukupiga,sina miguu kwahiyo siwezi kukuacha.
    Mrembo:sasa we kweli kitandani uko fiti?
    Jamaa:sasa ndo ujiulize sina mikono wala miguu ila mlango niliugonga na nini.
     
  2. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,eh kweli,
     
  3. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Ali2mia mdomo kugonga mlango bana au..............................??
     
  4. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    duuu...ina maana aligonga kwa rungu?
    bila shaka uyo dada ataomba talaka mara 2
    baada ya gemu ya kwanza tu.
     
  5. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Asante kwa tafsiri
     
  6. PROF. ENG

    PROF. ENG Senior Member

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    Loh!! kama ni mimi ningetimua mbio.
     
  7. Triple A

    Triple A JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha! Jamaa ana mguu ktkt ya mapaja.
     
  8. T

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa ! Umetisha mkuu.
     
  9. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa loh! atakomaje
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu fikiria ingekuwa bahati yako.
     
  11. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo kali sana mkuu
     
  12. M

    Muwinge New Member

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    Aligonga kwa kichwa ila sijui kichwa cha aina gan...!
     
  13. Sunshow

    Sunshow JF-Expert Member

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    Mlango uligongwa kwa kichwa.
     
  14. WALIMWEUSI

    WALIMWEUSI JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo dada ana bahati sana kumpata mwanaume kama huyo, hajui tu!Nasikia watu kama hao guu wao wa kati nomaa!
     
  15. African220

    African220 Member

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    very fun
     
  16. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa............
     
  17. upupuwapwani

    upupuwapwani JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo njemba noma
     
  18. Mzee Wa Rubisi

    Mzee Wa Rubisi JF-Expert Member

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    wajua jamaa jogooo akiwika tu anatembea na kufanya kila kitu.
     
  19. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Aligonga kwa mguu wa tatu.nukta
     
  20. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Apo mtu mzima lazima atagwaya mapigo
     
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