Obi
JF-Expert Member
- Jul 6, 2009
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TANESCOS NEW STRATEGIC PLANS
VISION
To ensure Tanzania returns to the Dark Age.
MISSION
Doing everything but not the business we are supposed to be in.
OBJECTIVE:
To be like No Power At all (NPA) of Tanzania
POLICIES:
i. Get free lunch from the government every day.
ii. Hold it in ransom by launching war of darkness every time free lunch is not offered.
ii. Get aid for personal use not corporate use.
iii. Be dull and insensitive to new developments.
iv. Politicise TANZANIA NEVER SUPPLIES CONSISTENTLY COMPANY [TANESCO.]
STRATEGIES:
i. Buying obsolete equipment and facilities
ii. Over invoicing customers
iii. Damaging customers' equipment
ivP urchasing above 200% of the Market price.
v. Allowing workers to spend 10 hours for a work of 1 so they get hefty overtimes.
vi. Refusing Mobile phone operators selling LUku by SMS/electronic systems.
vii. Ensure more LUKU shops are opened so our second wives and daughters can get employment.
viii. Overtax and overcharge LUKU buyers to help the above get their pay and bonuses.
ix. Buy inputs dearly and sell at exorbitant prices.
x. Lag behind in R&D and innovate nothing.
xi. Make sure 95 per cent of Tanzanians don't get electricity power.
xii. Milk dries the 5 per cent who have got connected.
