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Tanesco hii ni Aibu kwa taifa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Noti mpya tz, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. Noti mpya tz

    Noti mpya tz JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna kituko kimetokea cha kimataifa, Ndege ya KLM ilikuwa inaambaa ambaa kuutafuta uwanja wa ndege wa JNIA, Dar. walifanya mawasilianao na operator wa dar wakaambiwa wanaweza kutua bila shida, mawasiliano yaliendelea badae umeme ukakatika na ilikuwa usiku Rubani akauliza vipi imekuaje? Operator akamjibu umeme uekatika, rubani akauliza sasa tulioko angani tutafanyaje? jamaa akamjibu kuwa hajui hata awasaidiaje akawambia wajaribu kuona namna watakavyofanya huko juu, rubani akazidi kuusogelea uwanja wa dar alipofika akaona kweli giza tupu so akaamua kwenda kutua Nairobi, ile anavuta kasi kwenda nairobi umeme ukarudi na jamaa akamwambia basi tua tu maana umeme umerudi rubani akageuza ndege ile anakaribia umeme tena ukakatika akaambiwa so ikabidi tena arudi kuelekea nairobi ile anaanza kutua JKIA, Nairobi akapigiwa simu tena umeme umerudiiiiiii.
    Rubani akawa anatukana matusi ya nguoni
     
  2. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Haya Bwana, Kwi Kwi Kwi Kwi.
     
  3. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    halafu wakati anaendelea kutukana matusi ya nguoni..............ukakatika tena.
     
  4. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Hii ndo nchi ya Wadanganyika, tumedanganyika kwa miaka 50 na bado tunadanganyika. Nimeona wanaJF wameipa hii nchi jina jipya 'Tanzagiza'. :A S embarassed:
     
  5. R

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    haswaa!! Kweli sisi ni wadanganyika tunaishi TANZAGIZA
     
  6. Bushbaby

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    halafu jamaa aliendelea tu kutuka mpk umeme uliporudi tena!!
     
  7. mashikolomageni

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    Thanxs kali
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    huyo rubani atakuwa sio mtanzania... Teh teh teh watanzania ni wavumilivu na wapenda amani hawajui kutukana
     
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    Angetumia tochi kumulikia mahala pa kutua.anakuwa kama hajasoma bhana!!
     
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    Na wala hawaoni aibu,
     
  11. Jaguar

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    You are right mkulu wa kazi!
     
  12. Njowepo

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    Tell me its a joke jamani
     
  13. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Jaribu tena baadae!
     
  14. KakaJambazi

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    Tupe audio ya hayo maelezo.
     
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