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Tamaa ya ngono noumer!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fred-el Suárez, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Fred-el Suárez

    Fred-el Suárez Member

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    Dogo wa A-level alikuwa
    anapenda mademu kinyamaa lakini
    gundu. Ikawa tabu kwake. Juzi usiku
    kamatokea Malaika akamwambia
    amuombe anachotaka ataampa. Dogo
    akamwambia anataka demu. Malaika akamwambia "Kama ni muislamu
    nitakupa Latifa wa form 2B, kama
    mkiristo nitakupa Suzy wa Form 3A na
    kama baniani nitakupa Sanjeeta wa
    Form 4D." Halafu akamuuliza " KWani
    Kijana unaitwa nani?". Dogo akamjibu, "ALI MICHAEL PATEL" --booom!
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Too hot to handle
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mshenzy huyu,anamaanisha anawataka wote,muislam,mkristo na banyan!
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    My worry anaweza kuwakosa wote!
     
  5. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    Du kweli jamaa mzinifu sana
     
  6. Safina

    Safina JF-Expert Member

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    Naona itakuwa hivyo, maana malaika huwa wanatujua kuliko tunavyojijua.
     
  7. Fred-el Suárez

    Fred-el Suárez Member

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    Hyo ni kaz kweli, mapenz hayana control wakati mwingne
     
  8. Mandown

    Mandown JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmmhh! ndio maana wanaume wanaweza owa wake wengi!
     
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    Peac Member

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    Aaah, kalamba moto! Kwan jina lake c Ali la babake c Michael na hilo lingind c la ukoo bac atapewa Latifa wa 4m 2B
     
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    vempire Member

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    ahahaha...the boy got balls
     
  11. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahaha, huyo dogo noumer
     
  12. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu.
     
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    Dogo ametisha,
     
  14. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    [h=2]noumer ndio neno gani hili jamani au ndo noma?[/h]
     
  15. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo dogo ni nux.
     
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    STEVEN JOHN Member

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    Safi dogo yuko poa
     
  17. Ennie

    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Hataki kujuta baadae kuwa pengine ningempata yule angekuwa poa zaidi,anataka ajisevie ladha zote 3 mapema.
     
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    thejosec JF-Expert Member

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    apewe wote jaman
     
  19. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. Ila dogo ni quick thinker!!!
     
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