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Tamaa ya Mswahili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, May 11, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very
    worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
    kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,
    cursing, crying, the mother says: 'Who was the pig that did this to
    you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and, a
    mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a
    very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He
    sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and
    he explains: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
    problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
    situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
    your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is
    born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
    villa and a $1,000,000 bank>account. If a boy is born, my legacy will
    be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
    twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.



    However,if there is a miscarriage, well.....what do you suggest I do?
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent places a hand
    firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You'll sleep with her
    again and try again until we get a girl, a boy and later on twins and,
    if she continues the miscarrige, the mother is here at your disposal
    or you can have both my daughter and my wife.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Maarko

    Maarko JF-Expert Member

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    Uchizi huo!.
     
  3. dazu

    dazu JF-Expert Member

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    The power of money! Can buy personallity
     
  4. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali wangu!
     
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    Nonda JF-Expert Member

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    Tamaa ya Mswahili.

    Kama hawa unaowazungumzia hapa ni Waswahili, at least ungeweka hizo fedha katika shillingi.
    Waswahili na Ferrari?

    Wazungu wametuweza! Tunawatukuza huku sisi wenyewe tunajidhalilisha.
     
  6. B

    Bobo Ashanti Member

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    umenikumbusha yule jamaa aliyemegewa mkewe na braza Dito enzi zile namna alivyowageuka na kuwashushua waandishi wa habari.
     
  7. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    hii ndio maana ya ufisadi!!!!!!
     
  8. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    waswahili? au wazungu? inachekesha but ungesema tamaa ya mzungu!!! mbongo gani akuachie mke?
     
  9. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    mbele ya hela wapo waswahili wamewahi kuwaita wake zao dada au binamu
     
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    Fernandes Rodri JF-Expert Member

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    Waswahili umetuonea bure, tuombe radhi
     
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    Nonda JF-Expert Member

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    Hatorudi kuomba radhi kwa sababu kwanza ni joke! Lakini pia ni kuwa ile kasumba tuliyolishwa ya miaka nenda miaka rudi inafanya kazi vile ambavyo ilitakiwa ifanye kazi.(kujidharau au kujidharaulisha)

    Kuna watu wanatumia pariki za "blond" na bleaching their skin! Kama hawafanyi hayo basi utagundua katika lugha wanayotumia.Huzungumza kama "mzungu".
     
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