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Takukuru recruitment

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Jan 3, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    The interviewing TAKUKURU agent said, "To be in the TAKUKURU you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

    The man took the gun, hesitated, and said, "Sorry, I can't do it."

    The next interviewee came into the office.

    The agent said, "To be in the TAKUKURU you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

    The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked back out.

    "Sorry," he said.

    The last man came into the office. This guy really wanted the job. The interviewer said, "To be in the TAKUKURU you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

    The man took the gun and went into the room. The agent heard 6 shots, silence, and then a lot of screaming.

    Shortly, the man came out of the room and said, "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
     
  2. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    what's the point here?
     
  3. Lambardi

    Lambardi JF-Expert Member

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    Usichezee watu walio desparate!!!
     
  4. Chifunanga

    Chifunanga JF-Expert Member

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    hivi TAKUKURU wanaruhusiwa kuwa na "gun"...au novatus umereplace agency iliyokuwepo na neno TAKUKURU?
     
  5. comson

    comson JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo wa mwisho ni loyal kinoma...... Anaweza kazi.
     
  6. comson

    comson JF-Expert Member

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    soma taratibu uelewe buchanan....
     
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