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Take a breath and ......... Lol

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bowbow, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. Bowbow

    Bowbow JF-Expert Member

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    It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar
    Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
    said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank
    faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
    1775" he said. "Very good! Said the teacher.

    Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
    not perish from the Earth?" Again there was no response except from
    Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
    Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its
    than you do."

    She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians". "Who said that?" she
    demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At
    that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke" The teacher
    glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
    Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush Sr to the Japanese Prime Minister in

    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
    jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill
    Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost mob hysteria
    said "You little shit, if you say anything else, I'll kill you."
    Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit
    to Chandra Levy, 2001."

    The teacher Fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher on
    floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" And, Chandrashekhar said
    quietly, "George Bush, Iraq , 2005."