Taja ulivyowahi na usivyowahi kuvifanya maishani...

[Siri Sirini]

Cjawahi kulala mchana,
cjawahi kukesha usiku
Nimewahi kuolewa
nimewahi kuzaa

 

[hargeisa]

sijawahi kupenda siasa

 

[Asprin]

masikini babu Asprin ungejua sababu, n-way ngoja tu nkwambie. kuna mdada alikuwa ananiletea nyodo, c nikamfunza adabu mpk leo heshima ipo. cpendi kuonewa. kiukweli ngumi ipo karibu ukicheza nakupa za uso. ndo sababu ya kuwekwa lock up!

Hahahahaha! Hukumtoa chongo? Manina zake! Piga hiyo makitu ipate adabu.

 

[Preta]

Arushaone,
Niliyowahi kufanya; Kukutana kimwili na Mwanaume na kisha kumpiga Kibuti.

Nisiyowahi kufanya;
Kuvaa nguo ndefu kwani najua zitaniwashwa.

naomba kucopy hii....

 

[Joeli]

Nisivyowahi1. sijawahi kuwa na demu muislam...wooote wakristo2. sijawahi kuvuka mipaka ya nchi3. sijawahi kula 0713 wala ThreeSome4. sijawahi kunywa biaNilivyowahi:-1 nimesafiri mikoa yote Tanzania2 nimewahi kukamata zaidi ya milioni in cash (i mean za kwangu)3 nimemiliki smart devices like iPhone,

 

[Madame B]

naomba kucopy hii....

A! a! a! a! a! a! Preta mamito,
we C&P kbs,
yani najishangaa tu.

 

[Madame B]

Nisivyowahi1. sijawahi kuwa na demu muislam...wooote wakristo2. sijawahi kuvuka mipaka ya nchi3. sijawahi kula 0713 wala ThreeSome4. sijawahi kunywa biaNilivyowahi:-1 nimesafiri mikoa yote Tanzania2 nimewahi kukamata zaidi ya milioni in cash (i mean za kwangu)3 nimemiliki smart devices like iPhone,

Nahisi ulikuwa ni Mkopo au za dili.

 

[Joeli]

Madame B mshahara wangu wa kwanza pamoja substainance allowance, ikawa kama milioni na ushee ivi nilichekeleaje siku iyo

 

[Asprin]

Nahisi ulikuwa ni Mkopo au za dili.

Sababu?

Afu njoo hapa Port View. Kuna mishenzi imezaliwa kwa ajili ya kutengeneza supu tu basi!

 

[Madame B]

Sababu?

Afu njoo hapa Port View. Kuna mishenzi imezaliwa kwa ajili ya kutengeneza supu tu basi!

Port View ya wapi wewe?
Hebu nielekeze niwashe mkebe wangu nije fasta.
C unajua mambo ya Hang-Over ya jana pale Kwe2?

 

[Madame B]

Madame B mshahara wangu wa kwanza pamoja substainance allowance, ikawa kama milioni na ushee ivi nilichekeleaje siku iyo

Haya bhana.
Tukumbukane basi.
Au umesahau kama nilikuwa M/kiti wa kikao cha harusi yako na CL?
Fanya mambo mazee.

 

[Joeli]

Madame B hahahahaaa usihofu wewe siwezi kusahau

 

[Madame B]

Madame B hahahahaaa usihofu wewe siwezi kusahau

Haya tuma kabla sijaghahiri.

 

[Asprin]

Port View ya wapi wewe?
Hebu nielekeze niwashe mkebe wangu nije fasta.
C unajua mambo ya Hang-Over ya jana pale Kwe2?

Port view ya hapa round about ya BP. Maeneo ya Relwe Gerezani bana.

 

[Joeli]

Madame B kheeeeeeeeeeee? Kumbe unataka now? C unajua mamaa charminglady ndo ana funguo zangu za safe labda umwambie yeye

 

[phina]

Nimewahi mfumania my swthrt na mwanamke mwingine,
Nimewahi kumpiga mwanaume rijali kabisa,
Nimewahi lala lock up,
Nimewahi do a girl(s)
Sijawahi fanya three some

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nisivyowahi

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1. I've never broken a bone
2. I've never been in relation of same sex

Nilivyowahi:-
1 I've climbed a mount Kilimanjaro
2 I've shot a gun
3 I've used an Apple product
4. I've been abroad

Boflo nimewahi kuandika bango kubwa na kulibandika kwenye geti la kuingilia shule 'SHULE IMEUZWA HAMNA MASOMO' kisa, sikufanya home work. Wanafunzi wengi hawakuingia darasani wakarudi nyumbani.

Sijawahi kufeli mitihani na wala sijawahi ku graduate

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nisivyowahi

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1. I've never broken a bone
2. I've never been in relation of same sex

Nilivyowahi:-
1 I've climbed a mount Kilimanjaro
2 I've shot a gun
3 I've used an Apple product
4. I've been abroad

Boflo nimewahi kuandika bango kubwa na kulibandika kwenye geti la kuingilia shule 'SHULE IMEUZWA HAMNA MASOMO' kisa, sikufanya home work. Wanafunzi wengi hawakuingia darasani wakarudi nyumbani.

Sijawahi kufeli mitihani na wala sijawahi ku graduate

 

[Boflo]

Nimewahi mfumania my swthrt na mwanamke mwingine,
Nimewahi kumpiga mwanaume rijali kabisa,
Nimewahi lala lock up,
Nimewahi do a girl(s)
Sijawahi fanya three some

kumbe wewe lesbian...
tujaribu bac threesome... Bujibuji ataunga timu

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

kumbe wewe lesbian...
tujaribu bac threesome... Bujibuji ataunga timu

Mi nina uzoefu wa threesome.
Nisha piga mademu wawili at per, pia mi na mshikaji wangu Gilbiz tulikuwa na kademu ketu hako officially kanataka tukabandue mmoja mbele mwingine uani. Evedada I miss u