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Taja ulivyowahi na usivyowahi kuvifanya maishani...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Boflo, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    Nisivyowahi [HR][/HR] 1. I've never broken a bone
    2. I've never been in relation of same sex

    Nilivyowahi:-
    1 I've climbed a mount Kilimanjaro
    2 I've shot a gun
    3 I've used an Apple product
    4. I've been abroad
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Nimewahi kula, kunywa na kulala

    Sijawahi kudedi
     
  3. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    kufanya mchezo mbaya je?
     
  4. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Huo nimefanya wa kinguo nguo tu
    Wizi wa maungoni sijafanya

     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Sijawahi kunywa pombe.
     
  6. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Tunakoelekea tunadanganyana sasa.
     
  7. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    c'mon say something Madame B
     
  8. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Arushaone,
    Niliyowahi kufanya; Kukutana kimwili na Mwanaume na kisha kumpiga Kibuti.

    Nisiyowahi kufanya;
    Kuvaa nguo ndefu kwani najua zitaniwashwa.
     
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  9. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    Sijawahi kunyeshewa na mvua
     
  10. Ipycalypse

    Ipycalypse JF-Expert Member

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    Kusema ukweli mpaka age hii Sijawahi kufanya yafuatayo.
    1-Sijawahi kukanyaga kituo cha police. (Ashukuriwe mungu)
    2-Sijawahi kunywa pombe wala kuvuta chochote.
    3-Sijawahi kupanda ndege.
    4-Sijawahi kuwa na girlfriend tofauti na mchagga sijui ni mkosi au nini. Kila nilipojaribu kufurukuta niliangukia kwa Mushi, Kessy, Mrema, Urio na sasa . . . . Duh!
    5-Sijawahi kupitisha siku bila kutia maguu JF.
     
  11. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ha ha ha haaah!! sasa huamini??
    Ndio ukweli huo Madame B....
     
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  12. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Nimerudi tena.....
    Nimewahi kuwa na mpenzi mmoja tu, bahati nzuri ndio nipo kwenye mchakato wa kumuoa na sijawahi kumcheat.

    Sijawahi panda chombo chochote kinachosafiri majini na sidhani kama itakuja kutokea.
    Sijawahi na sijui kuendesha baiskeli.
    Sijawahi kula kande......
     
  13. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Utakuwa shabiki wa chama flani hv cha Siasa kinachopendwa na Wachagga.
     
  14. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Na bora usiiguse mwaya,
    Maana tunavyoranduka,acha tu...!!!
    Unaenda Bar saa 2 usiku mpaka saa 9 ndio unaenda kulala.
     
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  15. Ipycalypse

    Ipycalypse JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha hah yaani najuliza why inatokea hii lakini majibu sina dah.
     
  16. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Come kwe2 huku tukutafutie wengine.
     
  17. Ipycalypse

    Ipycalypse JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenu wapi isije ikawa ukuryani huko siji hata kwa kuwekewa mtutu wa bunduki.
     
  18. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Waja Leo waondoka Kesho,Tanga.
     
  19. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeshawahi kua mimba ya mama yangu!

    Sijawahi kua marehemu !
     
  20. Katavi

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    Ha ha ha haaah!! watu mna mbwembwe...
     
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