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Tahadharini na maneno ...........

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Judgement, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Kwamba utafiti umefanyika kunako vyombo vya usafiri wa uma.
    Aidha ikagundulika maneno kadhaa yatumikayo kunako daladala hayajakaa njema, baadhi yake machache ni kama haya ;-
    > Atakupa mbele!
    > Hujapewa mbele?
    > Utapewa nyuma!
    > Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri !
    >Ngoja isimame nikupe!
    > Subiri asimamishe nikupe .
    > Nyuma hujapewa?
    > Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje?
    > We tulia usinipelekeshe utapewa/ntakupa > We vipi ? Nikupe mara ngapi ?
    > Nimeshampa huku mbele, huko nyuma msimpe!
    > We si nimekwambia hapo mbele simamisha!,
    - Huyu mwingine alipanda bus akiwa na gunia lake la mkaa uliowekwa juu ya keria, alipofika kituoni kwake akasikika "dereva simamisha na nina Mkaa juu ! " dereva akauliza "unasemaje?"
    na upepo ukachafuka.
     
  2. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha ngoja nijifiche!
     
  3. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    Mengi ktk hayo hutokea kwenye bus! Hahahahaaa sikiliza na haya, 'samahani brother ulikalia big g sogea nikubandue!' mwingine alimwaga maji kupitia dirishani, tahamaki!! 'haiyaaa!! Samahani kaka nimekumwagia?' akajibu 'hapana' 'nimekulowesha?' jamaa akajibu tena 'hapana' akauliza tena kwa mshangao 'nimekuchafua? Kwa upole zaidi 'hujanifanya chochote ndugu, endelea na kazi zako!' huku akikamua shati lake sehemu iliyolowana!
     
  4. beibe nasty

    beibe nasty JF-Expert Member

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    2mbo linaniuma na wala sihitaj kuumia kwa kucheka asanten kwa kunifanya bandama langu kucheza
     
  5. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaaaaaaa mwingine alimwambia konda nishashuka! Konda akamwambia shuka yenyewe rangi gani?
     
  6. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaaaaaaa! u guys mna vituko wallah!
     
  7. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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  8. YNNAH

    YNNAH JF-Expert Member

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    hivi umewaza nini we Judgement?
     
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  9. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa waTanzania baadhi ya maswali, majibuye ni maswali.
    Nakujibuswali ;-
    Kwa mustaqbali wa swalilo ndiyo kusema katika kupanda kwako midaladala siku zote hizi, maneno sampuli hii hujayaskia YNNAH?
    Na uyasikiapo hayakupi maana mmbadala ?
     
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  10. Duzente Siqwente

    Duzente Siqwente JF-Expert Member

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    huhuuuuuu haaaaahaaaaaaaaaa uuuuuuh wewe umetumwaaaa
     
  11. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    lugha gongana.......lol
     
  12. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Amewaza mrengetano.
     
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