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Tafsiri kwa Picha!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mbu, Oct 23, 2010.

  1. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...If walls could talk!....

    Picha hii inakupa ujumbe gani?
    Nawe badilika unapokuwa 'umelala' na mwenzio!
     
  2. Chimunguru

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    Demu hajafikishwaaaaaaaaaa
     
  3. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...ha ha ha,...haya bana. Kimtizamo upo zaidi kwenye 'kilimo kwanza.'
    Sawa sawa.

    Nawasubiria wang'amuzi wengine wenye perceptions na judgments za hapo kwa papo.
     
  4. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    dada anaumwa siku hiyo jamani ...............lakini bwana kachoka kazini hapendi kumsumbua
     
  5. MwanajamiiOne

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    Kama vile anamwaza yule wa pembeni loh!! Ama kweli if only walls could talk.
     
  6. TIMING

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    Mbu... huachi asili mkuu, thanks... Naona hivi\

    Kwa jamaa

    • he is already satisfied and sleeping, ila sijui kapatia hapo au la
    • he is peaceful and care less about whatever is around
    • he is handsome and well built

    For the lady

    • she is cute
    • looks stressed and not happy
    • she could be thinking about something or someone who/which is not there
    Overall... Jamaa wanaishi kwenye Porsche life full of bedding proper

    Hii ni common scenario hasa kwa sisi watu wa mitungi... dah, nabadilika aisee
     
  7. M

    Mlabondo Senior Member

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    Huyu bibi Ana bwana mwingine
     
  8. Mbu

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    ...pheeeeeeeewww! ....us'take kusingizia eti ana 'malaria!'
     
  9. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...ha ha ha!,
    there you go! That was the first thought which crossed my mind, ila nilipomwangalia mikono yake alivyojikunyata nikaona mnh!? Hapana!...
     
  10. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha!,
    Mungu ashukuriwe sana tu iwapo picha hii imekushawishi kubadilika ulalavyo na shemeji.
    Yeah, the lady looks stressed sana tu...

    Mbaya zaidi (mrembo) ana avoid any physical contact na huyo bro hapo.
    Inafanana na "Sleeping with the 'enemy'('?)"

     
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    huyu dada she wants something ila huyu jamaa amelala he don even care yaani mdada anatamani japo ata kushikwa kidooogo ila jamaa amechoka
     
  12. Mbu

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    ...Mlabondo, khe khe he...nini kimekushawishi ukatafsiri hivyo?
     
  13. TIMING

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    tatizo mkuu unaweza kujipendekeza ushike ukapigwa kipepsi... si unaukumbuka ule mwimbo wa makasi junior??

    The lady is really playing out of position
     
  14. Mbu

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    ...lack of communication? lack of intimacy?...
    sawa sawa kabisa...(huenda upo right) ila iwapo yeye kageukia 'ukutani' -----ki 'mugongo mugongo'
    Mwanaume atajuaje?...
     
  15. Mbu

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    ha ha ha, aisee una uzoefu wa kutosha!!! ha ha haaa!
    Nami nimeshtukia bibie hapa anatoa msg ya ..."Mind the gap and my space!"
     
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    dada ana mawazo makali sana kwani jamaa amelala kabla hawajasolve tatizo linalowakabili,kumwamsha anashindwa matokeo yake hapati usingizi kichwa kimetawaliwa na mawazo:embarrassed1:
     
  17. Mbu

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    ...msome ACID bana, ndio nyie mnaopigwa "vipepsi!" ha ha ha...
    natamani niwasome zaidi kina dada hapa...

    Maybe we read you wrong jamani 'mnapotuletea madeko' kama huyu mdada pichani...
     
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    du kwa hiyo ndo anamuwaza hahahah
     
  19. Gaijin

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    huyu dada mbu kaa haumwi na 'malaria' basi atakuwa ana stress za kufa mtu.

    zile stress za mtu akikutizama tu unaona keshakukera let alone ajaribu kukuzungumzisha au kukugusa.


    na mara nyingi stress za hivyo chanzo kinakuwa mtu wa karibu ......(alolala pembeni?)
     
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    Abraham Lincon Member

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    Mh! Si Preta huyu? Anyway, ni kama anatamani ile kitu roho inapenda lakini mshikaji ndo vile na anashindwa amuanze vipi lakini vile vile ni kama anamuwaza wa pembeni vile. Ana siri nzito sana moyoni mwake namwonea huruma.
     
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