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System Error!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Finest, Dec 8, 2011.

  1. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    A woman is having sex with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high. Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching

    So she tells the lover: "do not move at all. I will resolve this situation!"

    Comes the husband: "who is this?" asked the husband

    Wife: "oh sweetie. this is just a robot I bought to have sex with when you are not around, so that I don't have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbours. I did it because you spend all the time travelling and you know that I uhhm have needs!!"

    Husband: "oh honey I understand perfectly well. I believe you. Ok let's do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I'm extremely horny now!!"

    Wife: " OH NO DARLLING. yesterday I got my period. you better take a bath, I'll prepare something to eat - so long"

    The lover is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out

    Husband: "Damn I'm so ****ing horny... I am going to **** this robot instead.." he tries entering the robot from his behind.
    With a metallic and robotic voice the lover proclaims

    SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG
    HOLE!!. SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!"

    The husband says: "**** this crappy robot. I'm going to throw it out of the god damn window!!" the lover realises that he's 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims:

    "SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! You MAY TRY AGAIN. I REPEAT. TRY AGAIN!!!"
     
  2. Mr Rocky

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    Mhhhh hilo balaa
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa It was amaizing ! How was the situation after that story ?
     
  4. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Update bila restart? Hahahahahaha
     
  5. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa
     
  6. Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander

    Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander JF-Expert Member

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    Dmso funny.
     
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    hahahahaaa hapo alikubali masaburi yakameruniwe.
     
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    Ujanja mwingi mbele kiza. Teh teh teh.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    dah... jamaa kaliwa hivi hivi bila kujitetea, kweli mke wa mtu sumu.
     
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    Uuuuwi, jamaa washamkameruni...
     
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    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Mama mia... hahahahaa
     
  12. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa aliona sheria ya D.camerun ni bora kuliko kifo, Dah!
     
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