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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kakuruvi, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. kakuruvi

    kakuruvi JF-Expert Member

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    Teja moja liliambiwa ili ale futari aanze kufunga na yeye, ili asikose futari alianza kufunga siku inayofuata, ilipofika saa nane hali ikawa mbaya kwa kuwa hajazoea hivyo akaamua apige simu redioni kipind cha chaguo la msikilizaji, ikawa hivi

    Mtangazaji - Karibu msikilizaji tukupigie wimbo gani?

    Teja - (kwa sauti ya kiteja) ''nipigie wimbo wa adhana ya kufungua"
     
  2. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahaaaa!.....nimecheka mno.
     
  3. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    kwani kuna adhana ya kufungua
     
  4. Double K

    Double K JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaa kweli huyo teja:smile-big:
     
  5. Excel

    Excel JF-Expert Member

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    duu! huyu kweli teja!
     
  6. Wingu

    Wingu JF-Expert Member

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    Imekaa vizuri
     
  7. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    yea bro....... adhana ya swala ya magharib ndio watu wanafungulia sema haina utofauti wowote na adhana ya sala zngne.....
     
  8. SALOK

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    haiitwi adhana ya kufungulia, ni adhana kama adhana zingine za sala! Ingawa ktk mwezi huu kunakuwepo adhana 2 wakati wa alfajiri, ya kwanza ni wakati wa kula daku, ya pili kuashiria umwisho wa kula daku na mwanzo wa sala ya alfajiri! Ila hakuna adhana inayoitwa ya daku wala ya kufuturia!
     
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    danizzo JF-Expert Member

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    duh alosto ft swaum= Adhana teh! teh!
     
  10. salito

    salito JF-Expert Member

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    Ah haha haha haha hahaha hahaha hahaha huyo teja ni balaa...
     
  11. Brine

    Brine JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka sana, vya bure vinagharama
     
  12. Sizinga

    Sizinga JF-Expert Member

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    Huwa bange ikikimbilia maeneo lazima patanuka tu
     
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