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Swali hilooo,

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MaxShimba, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    Now there's a question you don't get too
    often... A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.

    She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man
    standing there.

    He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'

    She slams the door in disgust.

    The next morning she hears a knock at the door
    and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman
    'Do you have a vagina'. She slams the door again.

    Later that night when her husband gets home she
    tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband
    tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
    'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home
    just in case this guy shows up again'.

    The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run
    for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey,
    I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She
    nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

    Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and
    asks the same question.

    Do you have vagina'....... 'Yes' she says......

    The man replies Good! Would you mind telling your husband
    to leave my wife's alone and start using yours'?

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  2. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    wha! kumbe jamaa kahjiumbua mwenyewe! hii kali ya wiki! duh...
     
  3. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    Mh!ama kweli!
     
  4. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    A young girl after her honeymoon
    came fully exhausted and tired,
    When her friends asked her what happened?
    She replied :
    When this 70 year old bastard told me
    he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
    “I thought It was MONEY”
     
  5. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    A short thing
    its get longer as u hold it
    & pass between woman's breast
    & enters into a small hole
    What is it?

    Click here for answer!
     
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