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Suruali Imeniaibisha Kwenye Daladala.....!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Katavi, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Leo asubuhi nawahi zangu kwenye majukumu ya kila siku nimekumbwa na balaa.
    Nilipokuwa napanda katika daladala ghafla suruali ikaachia(ikatatuka) kuanzia usawa wa maungio ya miguu mpaka usawa zip inapoanzia. Mbaya zaidi nilikuwa nimechomekea, sikushuka hadi kituo cha mwisho konda aliponiazima sare yake nikavaa kwa muda wakati fundi akinirekebishia hii iliyotatuka
    Hata ofisini sikuenda tena.....
     
  2. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Duh.....Best Katavi pole sana bhana, sijui mizigo ilikuwaje huko hiyo ni siri yako.
     
  3. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    kwa nini ulivaa sarawili inayokubana... Katavi...
     
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  4. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya fasheni hayo, ujana una mambo sana Preta
     
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  5. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    pole sana mkuu i think utatafuta zinazobana lakini ambazo sio tyt saana
     
  6. Asnam

    Asnam JF-Expert Member

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    pole sana ila umenifurahisha aisee sipati picha duuh
     
  7. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    pole sana,mchina noma!
     
  8. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    mbona unapenda sana kufahamu kuhusu mzigo,ebu rudi chumbani nakuja
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Katavi isiwe una swaga za wazee flani kuvaa mayeno halafu mzigo unaonekana kabisa umening'inia upande mmoja
     
  10. BAGAH

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    kwisha habari yako Katavi...ukamwaga razi bo!
     
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  11. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Loh?
    Pole sana Katavi, napata picha jinsi ulivyokuwa unatembea kama unashoot video ya Hakunaga..
    Bwahahahahaha....
     
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  12. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! hii kitu inaboa sana aisee, kuna siku nilikuwa ukweni, sasa katika kujifanya kuwaimpress wakwe nikajifanya nimesomea karate, kumbe bamkwe na yeye alipitia hako kakozi lakini ananichora tu. Mara akaniambia nipige side kick aone, mzembe ile kuruka nikafyetuka na suruali ikakwapuka na mbaya zaidi nikateguka shingo. Yule mamkwe ili kunipa moyo nisijiskie nishai akajidai, "Kumbe tukivamiwa na wizi tukupigie simu wewe tu bamkwe wala hatuna haja ya kuwahi polisi".
     
  13. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha hizi suruali siku hizi mimi nikinunua nampelekea fundi akazungushe uzi kwanza.

    Juzi swahiba wangu alipatikana na mkasa kama wako, bahati nzuri alikuwa ofisini kwake ikabidi afunge mlango akavua suruali akaibana na Stepler akadumu nayo hadi jioni.
     
  14. Viol

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    ungevaa jinsi bhana halafu upige hung hang
     
  15. gambachovu

    gambachovu JF-Expert Member

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    Pole mkuu Katavi ...

    Ni mara chache wanaume wanadhalilika ghafla namna hizo.. Sana sana labda nauli ipotee au kubaki kwenye suruali ya jana... Ila kutatukiwa au ... Mara chache kiukweli..
     
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  16. queenkami

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    pole Katavi,juzi juzi tu hapa wadada wamekukalia kooni kwa kuwaomba chungwa leo tena suruali
     
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Ungevaa jeans....
     
  18. TANMO

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    Mkuu ushuzi haukutoka kweli?
     
  19. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! we acha tu mkuu yaani hizi ishu za kujikweza izi.
     
  20. TANMO

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    Hahahahaaa, mkuu pole sana. Hii kitu kujikweza ina wenyewe Mkuu,,
    ukiikurupukia kama siyo fani yako lazima uumbuke.
     
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