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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation.
* The first surgeon said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.
* The second replied, I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.
* The third added, I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. you open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.
* The fourth one boasted, I like to operate on lawyers. Theyre heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.
* Fifth surgeon said, I like Engineers. . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end
* The first surgeon said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.
* The second replied, I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.
* The third added, I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. you open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.
* The fourth one boasted, I like to operate on lawyers. Theyre heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.
* Fifth surgeon said, I like Engineers. . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end
