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Surgeon’s Preference

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation.

    * The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”

    * The second replied, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”

    * The third added, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. you open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

    * The fourth one boasted, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.”

    * Fifth surgeon said, “I like Engineers. . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”
     
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    Ha ha hahaha!
     
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